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|  #1 Posted on 26.10.02 1813.41 | ... first off, they should start Raw off with the HHH interview explaining that he escaped the car because the trunk popped open and he hopped out at the first red light...
... second, Kane's supposed to be this monster, so MAKE him this monster. If you're going to do something this silly in wrestling, just go full on with it and have Kane admit to the necrophilia. He not only did it, but he LIKES it. Tie that storyline in with when he exhumed his 'parents' corpses and he can even say he 'necrophiled' (bwahaha) them too. Let him be a monster and not a wuss.
Have Hurricane start wearing darker colors and carrying around a shovel and stuff.
*shrug*
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|  #2 Posted on 26.10.02 1828.27 |
Originally posted by Jim LotFP
... first off, they should start Raw off with the HHH interview explaining that he escaped the car because the trunk popped open and he hopped out at the first red light...
... second, Kane's supposed to be this monster, so MAKE him this monster. If you're going to do something this silly in wrestling, just go full on with it and have Kane admit to the necrophilia. He not only did it, but he LIKES it. Tie that storyline in with when he exhumed his 'parents' corpses and he can even say he 'necrophiled' (bwahaha) them too. Let him be a monster and not a wuss.
Have Hurricane start wearing darker colors and carrying around a shovel and stuff.
*shrug*
Uh....no.
Y'see, Kane is actually ENTERTAINING right now, somewhat, and he's a face (good guy). So, if he admitted to NECROFELIC tendencies, he'd be a HEEL, and therefore, ruin the last few months of his push and piss off the fans. Like me. And why ruin two entertaining characters? WHY? Are you secretly Vince McMahon testing our your story ideas, because if you are, in all fairness, they suck. Beyond belief. In conclusion, either think before you post...or just stop.
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| #3 Posted on 26.10.02 1907.48 |
Originally posted by Freeway420
So, if he admitted to NECROFELIC tendencies, he'd be a HEEL, and therefore, ruin the last few months of his push and piss off the fans.
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| #4 Posted on 26.10.02 1914.38 | Originally posted by Freeway420
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*shrug*
Uh....no.
Y'see, Kane is actually ENTERTAINING right now, somewhat, and he's a face (good guy). So, if he admitted to NECROFELIC tendencies, he'd be a HEEL, and therefore, ruin the last few months of his push and piss off the fans. Like me. And why ruin two entertaining characters? WHY? Are you secretly Vince McMahon testing our your story ideas, because if you are, in all fairness, they suck. Beyond belief. In conclusion, either think before you post...or just stop.
You cheer wrestlers based on whether or not WWE pushes them as faces or heels?
You don't think this storyline is ruining Kane's push anyway?
Do you think there is ANY WAY whatsoever to make this storyline any good anyway?
You don't think they can push Kane as a necrophile face with the tagline Dead Girls Can't Say No?
edit: One day I'll figure out how to correctly trim quotes when replying.
(edited by Jim LotFP on 26.10.02 2019)
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| #5 Posted on 26.10.02 2218.18 |
Originally posted by Jim LotFP
... first off, they should start Raw off with the HHH interview explaining that he escaped the car because the trunk popped open and he hopped out at the first red light...
... second, Kane's supposed to be this monster, so MAKE him this monster. If you're going to do something this silly in wrestling, just go full on with it and have Kane admit to the necrophilia. He not only did it, but he LIKES it. Tie that storyline in with when he exhumed his 'parents' corpses and he can even say he 'necrophiled' (bwahaha) them too. Let him be a monster and not a wuss.
Have Hurricane start wearing darker colors and carrying around a shovel and stuff.
*shrug*
Actually, they should have him explain why he pulled the trunk closed when it opened up.
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| #6 Posted on 26.10.02 2328.26 | I agree in one sense: there is no way to make this angle end up any good, so why not just get totally ridiculous? Although having Kane admit to the necro isn't the answer. What will probably happen is it will come out that HHH falisifed documents, and there was never any semen in Katie (Remember Kane's "parts" are burned up, according to X-Pac and Tori).
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| #7 Posted on 27.10.02 0001.48 |
Originally posted by InVerse
Because we all know that anyone who has a different sexual orientation than us must be a heel.
Um, buddy, necrophilia is really wrong.
By the way, I love the image of Hurricane wearing black and carrying a shovel everywhere.
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| #8 Posted on 28.10.02 0809.27 |
And they could enter a new phrase into the common language: "I'm gonna go dig up a date!"
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| #9 Posted on 28.10.02 0912.41 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | From the desk of Swordsman Yen
If Kane is a necro and Undertaker is known as the deadman, then all hilarity would ensue. I really should quit stealing notes from the desks of the writing staff.
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| #10 Posted on 28.10.02 0958.39 |
. If you're going to do something this silly in wrestling, just go full on with it and have Kane admit to the necrophilia. He not only did it, but he LIKES it. Tie that storyline in with when he exhumed his 'parents' corpses and he can even say he 'necrophiled' (bwahaha) them too. Let him be a monster and not a wuss.
If not participating in necrophilia makes one a wuss, then let me proudly proclaim myself a wuss!!!
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| #11 Posted on 28.10.02 1106.28 |
Originally posted by Swordsman Yen
If Kane is a necro and Undertaker is known as the deadman, then all hilarity would ensue.
Then they could rehash the gay wedding thing with two major players instead of those damn midcarders. It would be even edgier, since one is a gay dead guy and one is a gay necrophiliac.....
I better stop. Someone from WWE might read this and this is the type of post they might actually act on.
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| #12 Posted on 28.10.02 1128.16 |
Originally posted by Redhawk1810
What will probably happen is it will come out that HHH falisifed documents, and there was never any semen in Katie (Remember Kane's "parts" are burned up, according to X-Pac and Tori).
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| #13 Posted on 28.10.02 1214.49 |
Originally posted by ges7184
. If you're going to do something this silly in wrestling, just go full on with it and have Kane admit to the necrophilia. He not only did it, but he LIKES it. Tie that storyline in with when he exhumed his 'parents' corpses and he can even say he 'necrophiled' (bwahaha) them too. Let him be a monster and not a wuss.
If not participating in necrophilia makes one a wuss, then let me proudly proclaim myself a wuss!!!
I was more referring to how Kane reacted at first... and I bet this whole deal with him kidnapping HHH isn't going to result in Kane seeming to be a real badass, but let's see if they prove me wrong...
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| #14 Posted on 28.10.02 1855.05 |
Originally posted by The Amazing Salami
Originally posted by Swordsman Yen
If Kane is a necro and Undertaker is known as the deadman, then all hilarity would ensue.
Then they could rehash the gay wedding thing with two major players instead of those damn midcarders. It would be even edgier, since one is a gay dead guy and one is a gay necrophiliac.....
I better stop. Someone from WWE might read this and this is the type of post they might actually act on.
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| #15 Posted on 29.10.02 0047.16 | Instant Rating: 2.10 |
Originally posted by Jim LotFP
... first off, they should start Raw off with the HHH interview explaining that he escaped the car because the trunk popped open and he hopped out at the first red light...
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| #16 Posted on 31.10.02 0036.02 | Naturally, Kane has been totally buried in this feud. Hell, even when he beat him on Monday they immediately focused on HBK and his cutesy-poo dancing instead of Kane finally getting his revenge. One week Kane's aiming to be the first ever guy to hold all three belts at once, two weeks later he doesn't have anything and is being blown off so HHH's pal can have more TV time. I guess it could have been worse...Nash could have been there too if he wasn't injured.
It's too bad, the Kane/Hurricane team was hilarious and they took a shit on it like 14 days into its' existence.
Kane flipping out and admitting he likes dead chicks would rule, but I can't see it happening.
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| #17 Posted on 31.10.02 1009.58 |
Originally posted by KaneRobot
Naturally, Kane has been totally buried in this feud. Hell, even when he beat him on Monday they immediately focused on HBK and his cutesy-poo dancing instead of Kane finally getting his revenge. One week Kane's aiming to be the first ever guy to hold all three belts at once, two weeks later he doesn't have anything and is being blown off so HHH's pal can have more TV time. I guess it could have been worse...Nash could have been there too if he wasn't injured.
It's too bad, the Kane/Hurricane team was hilarious and they took a shit on it like 14 days into its' existence.
Kane flipping out and admitting he likes dead chicks would rule, but I can't see it happening.
Let it go, Kanerobot, HurriKane wasn't going to last, at least, not that way. And don't get uptight just yet, he still has a title shot.
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| #18 Posted on 31.10.02 1152.43 | Oh, I knew it wouldn't last in the climate that Raw has now. But it would have been nice.
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