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|  #1 Posted on 26.1.02 0447.38 | This is probably to shut up all the people who insist that Maven got the shaft at Royal Rumble.
I can see Maven getting a 2 7/8 count on Jericho, much like in 2000 where TAKA was an eyelash away from winning the WWF title.
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| #2 Posted on 26.1.02 0715.57 | Jericho early light offense, misses a move, Maven dropkick, dropkick (not as good as the first), whip reversed, Maven gets out, rollup for two, dropkick swatted, W.O.J, tap out. Jericho, to prove a point, beats the fuck out of Maven. Rock save, Taker out, destroys Rock and Maven. Jericho cowers in the corner. Fin.
Or something like that.
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| #3 Posted on 26.1.02 0730.59 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | somehow i see the taker coming out to exact more revenge and the rock saves maven and they give stereo peoples eyebrows...[or would it be dual mono???]
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| #4 Posted on 26.1.02 0941.58 | I'm not seeing Maven actually making it to the ring. I'm guessing Undertaker kicks Maven's ass before the match begins, and if he does make it to the ring, it's only so Jericho can beat him in a few seconds and then act like he really whipped Maven around.
There, I feel better now. | asteroidboy
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| #5 Posted on 26.1.02 1054.01 | | ... then Undertaker and Jericho enjoy some popcorn. | Raptor
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| #6 Posted on 26.1.02 1119.49 | I can see it now...
Jericho makes his grand entrance, because champions come out first.
Maven comes out to the ring for his match. Undertaker runs in 4 and a half seconds into the match, then chokeslams Jericho! Maven makes the cover, but Jericho kicks out.
Trish Stratus, Stacey Keibler, and Torrie Wilson run in, but see a bowl full of jello, so they quickly strip, and start rolling around in it.
Finally, a masked man comes in, nails Jericho with the former WCW title belt. Maven makes the cover, 1-2-3! New WWF Champion!
Maven confronts the masked man, who removes his mask. They shake hands.
Maven: "Thank you, Mr. Russo"
I'll think of something witty later, I promise. | HitTheSnoozeButton
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| #7 Posted on 26.1.02 1128.50 | Love the idea, but the masked man will turn out to be Hogan, who will then ask Maven for a title shot right there, and Maven accepts, and out runs Mr. Fuji, who tries to throw powder in Hogan's eyes, but it hits Maven, and Hogan gets the legdrop for the 1...2...NO KICKOUT BY MAVEN!!!!!! Hogan is stunned, and he starts to punch away on Maven, but Maven hulks up and hits three dropkicks in a row, the last one sending Hogan flying over the ropes and into the crowd! Here comes the Taker to settle things, but Maven dropkicks him through a popcorn machine at ringside! Hogan staggers back into the ring where he walks into a surprise surprise DROPKICK! 1...2...3! MAVEN MAVEN MAVEN BY GAWD!
What a Manuever! | Raptor
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| #8 Posted on 26.1.02 1131.26 | No, it's got to be Russo. He's responsible for every bad thing happening in, or even related to, professional wrestling, even my new signature.
No matter how bad things may get, just imagine what would happen if Vince Russo was booking again, and you will feel better. | CRZ
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| #9 Posted on 26.1.02 1144.44 | This thread pretty much sums up my feelings on all fantasy booking.
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| #10 Posted on 26.1.02 1145.38 | Yes you are correct but for the purposes of the humor i was trying to achieve it had to be Hogan. But yes, i agree with the Russo assessment.
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| #11 Posted on 26.1.02 1147.29 | Amen. Preach on Brother /
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f*** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. | Raptor
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| #12 Posted on 26.1.02 1151.34 | But your scenario involved Hogan and the WWF title. I don't find much in that to be amused about. Scared, yes. Amused, no.
No matter how bad things may get, just imagine what would happen if Vince Russo was booking again, and you will feel better. | ges7184
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| #13 Posted on 26.1.02 1417.41 | | Shouldn't the man in the mask be Road Warrior Animal? | Jaguar
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| #14 Posted on 26.1.02 1603.28 | The masked man is David Arquette. He's the only one that can properly pass the torch on to Maven.
Dammit, what am I talking about? I'm a mark for Maven AND his Dropkick! Damn you, you twisted smarks, damn you!
-Jaguar says, "What about you? What about Maven?" | Raptor
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| #15 Posted on 26.1.02 2048.23 | "Damn you, you twisted smarks, damn you!"
I'm not cynical enough to be a smark. Well, I am, but not in the way required.
No matter how bad things may get, just imagine what would happen if Vince Russo was booking again, and you will feel better. | Big Bad
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|  #16 Posted on 26.1.02 2154.54 | Sadly enough, you just know that Maven will get some offence in. If Jericho has to cheat to beat Maven, that stands as concrete proof that the WWF isn't serious about pushing Y2J as champ until Wrestlemania.
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat? | Jaguar
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| #17 Posted on 26.1.02 2206.31 | Or maybe they're serious about pushing Maven?
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| #18 Posted on 26.1.02 2216.52 | | He's still wearing his sweatpants from Tough Enough. They are NOT pushing him anytime soon. | Raptor
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| #19 Posted on 26.1.02 2217.06 | "Or maybe they're serious about pushing Maven?"
Excuse me while I laugh hysterically.
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| #20 Posted on 26.1.02 2226.14 | Originally posted by Redhawk1810
| He's still wearing his sweatpants from Tough Enough. They are NOT pushing him anytime soon. |
That's not true! His pants had a big "M" on them!
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