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|  #1 Posted on 13.8.04 2024.06 | Instant Rating: 1.49 | -Matt Hardy reports in his latest online commentary, The Latest Version, that while he wrestle Kane at Summerslam, he will be having major knee surgery afterward and will miss six-to-eight months of ring time. "After having more-detailed MRIs done within my knee, it turns out I’m unfortunately dealing with a worst-case scenario. My North Carolina orthopedic doctor confirmed that my MCL is torn, but not badly enough to do any damage on its own. My meniscus has a severe tear in it that has to be scoped and cleaned so that knee will no longer lock up. My ACL, the most important ligament in my knee, is non-existent now. The doctor said there were no fibers of my ACL remaining within my left knee. Not good. The tests also showed my ACL has been destroyed for months. The doc couldn’t believe that I was walking without my knee buckling and giving out, much less wrestling a full time schedule up until four weeks ago. With that said, I have to get total reconstructive surgery on my left knee. The typical recovery time for this surgery is usually six to eight months. But before this happens, this tough bastard named Matt Hardy has a match left in him at SummerSlam."
[Source: PWTorch.com]
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...I guess this'll make the Lita pregnancy angle even less interesting than it already was.
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|  #2 Posted on 13.8.04 2026.38 | Instant Rating: 5.55 | I guess this guarantees a Kane win. I only hope that they salvage this with ridiculously over-the-top vignettes. I imagine Lita doing a pile of dishes while Kane does the ol' "airplane in the hanger" trick while feeding the baby. All while wearing his wrestling gear (elbow pads and all).
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|  #3 Posted on 13.8.04 2039.12 | Instant Rating: 6.18 | Originally posted by OMEGA
I guess this guarantees a Kane win. I only hope that they salvage this with ridiculously over-the-top vignettes. I imagine Lita doing a pile of dishes while Kane does the ol' "airplane in the hanger" trick while feeding the baby. All while wearing his wrestling gear (elbow pads and all).
Or teaching the kid to control fire.
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| #4 Posted on 14.8.04 0239.59 | Instant Rating: 7.09 | God, I can see a future PPV promo with a flaming baby crib and a maniacal, laughing Kane superimposed over it.
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| #5 Posted on 14.8.04 0244.00 | Instant Rating: 0.54 | To freshen up Sean Waltman's image they should have him play the Kane baby, I think last we saw of him he had stolen the mask.
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| #6 Posted on 14.8.04 0248.24 | Instant Rating: 3.03 | Originally posted by OMEGA
I guess this guarantees a Kane win.
Apparently Michaels' wife gave birth yesterday, which means that it's very likely he could be at Summerslam. Not that I think Kane won't win, but it could change how they do it.
Let's say...HBK runs out, knocks out Kane so Hardy can pin him. Ref is counting, Lita breaks the count, Matt turns around to go "GUH????" to Lita, Kane sits-up, chokeslam, pin. Kane and Lita make a swell couple.
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