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Shem the Penman

Since: 16.1.02
From: The Off-Center of the Universe (aka Philadelphia)

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#1 Posted on
Don't ask, just watch. (Requires Windows Media Player.)

"next to of course god america i
love you land of the pilgrims' and so forth oh
say can you see by the dawn's early my
country tis of centuries come and go
and are no more what of it we should worry
in every language even deafanddumb
thy sons acclaim your glorious name by gorry
by jingo by gee by gosh by gum
why talk of beauty what could be more beaut-
iful than these heroic happy dead
who rushed like lions to the roaring slaughter
they did not stop to think they died instead
then shall the voice of liberty be mute?"

He spoke. And drank rapidly a glass of water
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Since: 26.3.03
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holy crap that's some funny stuff.


Since: 2.6.03
From: Littleton, CO

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That was awesomely outrageous.



Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#4 Posted on
I'm going to show this to my professional table tennis player friend. I think he'll find it as highly amusing as I did.


Where did that video come from?

Roxanne from The Real Cancun on being famous:
"I'd rather be known for [dancing topless with my twin sister] instead of being smart or something. There's a million people who are smart. There's only 16 of us who were in Cancun together."
Shem the Penman

Since: 16.1.02
From: The Off-Center of the Universe (aka Philadelphia)

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#5 Posted on
Did a little research (hey, it's better than having to work on my thesis) and apparently it's from this Japanese variety show's Web site. Click on the sixth button down on the left.

"I do have a degree in electrical engineering... from almost 20 years ago. Punchcard systems were just becoming obsolete, we had rotary phones in the dorms, and a modem was still a gizmo the size of a shoebox into which you squooshed the phone receiver itself. In short, we lived like animals.

The instant obsolesence is why I became a writer. The rate of punctuation in a sentence doesn't double every 18 friggin' months, and you never have some 22-year-old looming over your shoulder, shaking his head, saying "dude... you're still using adverbs...?"

-- Bob Harris
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Teapot, I'm not sure about Sam Mendes, but Shyamalan had like two or three movies before The Sixth Sense, so they actually have more than five between them. Picking nits, I know, but I figured I'd let you know anyway.
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