Originally posted by WTF13I confess, I enjoy "Planet Stasiak." I think what some people miss is that it's supposed to be goofy. Also he's single-handedly resurrecting the jobber by getting squashed week after week.
Stasiak has been a jobber his whole time in the WWF. He's 5-15, and his wins include a 6-Man Tag Team win, a Tag Team win over Kaientai, and wins over Haku, Billy Gunn, and Tommy Dreamer. Also, he was the first person eliminated in the Immunity Battle Royal. If he was any more of a jobber Lance Storm would be beating him.
A smart and considerate wiener would go back and research the answer I'm about to give, with links to the appropriate info. As I am neither, I will provide the following hearsay from memory. Maven's aunt raised him, and he considers her his mother.