How do you not give the Heisman to the man called Johnny Football?!?!?!? This was pre-ordained.
That said, I feel like if there were ever a season were every quarterback got sacked on every play, the Heisman would still go to the quarterback who gave up the least sack yardage as opposed to the lineman with the most sacks.
Hey now the Pillsbury Throwboy may be the best passing fullback to ever enter the league! I think Lorenzen, if he gets his weight under control, could be a good backup in the NFL. He moves shockingly well for 300 pound guy and has a cannon for an arm.