You have to read it (news.yahoo.com)to believe it.
"BENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.
"Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken....."
Now, that is one tough mofo.
He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel.
Let me see if I can fanboy cast this... Lupin/Jim Carey (*ducks* he's not THAT bad a choice. There was a time before Ace 2 and Live Grinch.... HONEST!) Fujiko/Eliza Dushku (Brown haired bombshell... there is but ONE)