This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a while. As soon as I saw her picture, I had to ask "How could you NOT punch her?" I'm surprised she made it out of the house without catching a soupbone.
"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well...not all of it."
4/3/02-"Your undisputed randomly selected wiener of the day"
Stuffed mushrooms are good and simple. Remove the stems, fill with whatever you'd like (I usually stick with a blend of breakfast sausage and breadcrumbs) and bake. Nachos are another route you could take if you feel like using the oven.