This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a while. As soon as I saw her picture, I had to ask "How could you NOT punch her?" I'm surprised she made it out of the house without catching a soupbone.
"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Well...not all of it."
4/3/02-"Your undisputed randomly selected wiener of the day"
Got married the day before my 21st B-Day, then the day of, went to the Casino, turned $100 in birthday money into $1300(most of the other gifts were combined with wedding gifts, leaving NO cash for me).