Before anyone asks, I've been Googling this mercilessly.
Who was it that described a match as "testicle ecstasy"? I swear it was Paul Heyman, but all I can find that's remotely related is a reference to Lance Storm's finisher in WWE, which I think was the half Boston crab.
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"...but that doesn't mean he can't relate an amusing anecdote about the Haiti Kid and one of the Frenchman's testicles." (Hogan's My Dad)
Ultimately, this will lead to a variant on the "Miracle Ecstacy" finisher (Chokeslam setup into a sitdown Powerbomb), replacing the Chokeslam setup with Foley/Flair's "Testicular Claw" as the setup part somewhere in the indies...
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Something I'd love to see, is the super-nice face, the Nice Guy. He always smiles, always offers the hand before and after the match, never cheat or fouls, always looks concerned for his opponent when he wins, and tries to help them up the ramp.