Mr Tuesday
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|  #1 Posted on 28.7.02 1418.29 | Simple & Stupid. The Love Calculator will judge if you TRULEY can find love with a Female Superstar (Or Male Superstar for the ladies)
find it at http://www.lovecalculator.com/
Using Real Names, The chance of a relationship working with me and...
Trish Stratus - 97 % (Woo-Hoo)
Nora Greenwald (Molly) - 0% (WHAT?)
Tina Moretti (Ivory) - 74 %
Stacy Keibler - 17 %
Torrie Wilson - 74 %
Jackie Moore (Jaqueline) - 19 %
Terri Runnels (Terri) - 17 %
Terri Poch (Tori) - 74 %
Stephanie McMahon - 64 %
Amy Dumas (Lita) - 54 %
Debra Williams (Debra) - 52 %
Kimberly Falkenberg (Kimberly) - 16 %
Joanie Laurer (Chyna) - 0% (Thank God!)
Shannon Ward (Daffney) - 85 %
EDIT: I forgot the Tough Enough winners!
Jackie Gayda - 28 %
Linda Miles - 52 %
Nidia Guenard - 28 %
So there ya go. I have a HELL of a more better chance of having a relationship with Trish than Molly... Something doesn't fell right about that.
(edited by Mr Tuesday on 28.7.02 1436)
You aren't a very bright person, but since you always mean well
and you're so likeable, people don't really care.Take The "Which WWF Wrestler are you?" Quiz.
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| #2 Posted on 28.7.02 1439.02 | Trish Stratus isn't her real name and I can't believe you just did this. My innards hurt.
I RESPECT you opinion. Please respect mine. Or feel the wrath of Buddha!
J-Lo and Ja' Rule are the worst singing/rapping duo I've ever seen in my life (my response to the "totally live" performance of that annoying "Ain't it Funny" song at last year's VMA's. The show where everybody goes home happy and the winner's aren't really winners, they're just people randomly selected based upon their pop status). | Mr Tuesday
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| #3 Posted on 28.7.02 1441.35 | Like I said, it's simple and stupid. I'm not taking this stuff to heart, ya know. I'm just having fun.
When is having fun wrong?
You aren't a very bright person, but since you always mean well
and you're so likeable, people don't really care.Take The "Which WWF Wrestler are you?" Quiz.
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| BobHollySTILLRules
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| #4 Posted on 28.7.02 1442.59 | Funerals?
Or, as we learned last Monday, having fun is wrong when you're a jacked up, washed-up WWE Superstar who jumps to Raw to have it.
(edited by BobHollySTILLRules on 28.7.02 1543)
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Bengals, Playoffs, 2002.
DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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| #5 Posted on 28.7.02 1500.10 | | Bob- having fun is actually perfectly acceptable at funerals, but not cool when standing before a judge forced to give a plea | WyldeWolf1
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| #6 Posted on 28.7.02 1755.48 |
Originally posted by BobHollySTILLRules
Or, as we learned last Monday, having fun is wrong when you're a jacked up, washed-up WWE Superstar who jumps to Raw to have it.
(edited by BobHollySTILLRules on 28.7.02 1543)
Can I go to a thread without reading this?
Mr. Tuesday, try my favorite screamer...Daffney!
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| #7 Posted on 28.7.02 1855.04 | Had to try it out... Forgive me.
Nora Greenwald (Molly) - 47% Not too shabby!
Trish Stratus - 61% Better than average!
Tina Moretti (Ivory) - 12% DAMN!
Stacy Keibler - 49% Eh.
Torrie Wilson - 88% AAAAAAW YEAH!
Jackie Moore (Jaqueline) - 91% Oh my!
Terri Runnels (Terri) - 49% No comment.
Terri Poch (Tori) - 12% (whew!)
Stephanie McMahon - 84% Cripple H better watch his step, cause I'm movin' the F*CK in!
Amy Dumas (Lita) - 58% YES!
Debra Williams (Debra) - 92% THIS was unexpected...
Kimberly Falkenberg (Kimberly) - 85% Yes, I say... Yes!
Joanie Laurer (Chyna) - 47% This certainly sucks...
Shannon Ward (Daffney) - 89% Crazy chicks dig ECA!
Jackie Gayda - 71% Maybe I can find some uses for that mouth besides cutting lame ass promos!
Linda Miles - 92% No shit...
Nidia Guenard - 71%
So I'm more compatible with a trailer-trash whore than MILF of the Century, Ivory. Oh, the pain...
"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way."
From "Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band | ilovemidgets
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| #8 Posted on 28.7.02 2142.55 | stacy keibler - 99% (in the words of homer simpson WOO HOO)
Nora Greenwald -42% (damn, shes hot..:-()
trish status - 65% (now i have a place to rest my head)
Torrie wilson - 63% ( im all over it kidman)
terri runnels - 99% (craparoo..im gonna force feed her)
terri poch - 16% (who cares)
Stephanie McMahon - 43% (that aint getting me into the fam)
Amy Dumas - 63% (shes broken..whats the point)
debra williams -96% (apperently shes hot after you drink a few)
kimberly falkenberg -44% (its not a bad thing..its a good thing)
Joanie laurer - 42% (eh..whatever)
shannon ward - 94% (shes bringing the pink wig to bed)
jackie gayda - 75% (im the next pete)
linda miles - 96% (craparoo)
nidia guenard - 75% (i rock the trailer)
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|  #9 Posted on 28.7.02 2150.13 | Instant Rating: 7.33 | I stopped after Nora Greenwald - 98%. Don't even need to bother checking out the rest =)
There is no more dangerous weapon than patience. | Spiraling_Shape
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| #10 Posted on 28.7.02 2157.08 | I thought Ivory`s real name was "Lisa", not "Tina", for some reason.
I`m not trying all of the names, but I got:
Nora Greenwald - 81%
Stacy Kiebler - 19%
Stephanie McMahon - 0%!
Amy Dumas - 53%
Shannon Ward - 63%
Trish Stratus - 86% (whoa! She`s not even one of my favorites.)
I forgot about that site, I remember seeing it a year or so ago.
"Hollywood Hulk Hogan lost his hair match to Mother Nature, dude!" | Super Shane Spear
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| #11 Posted on 28.7.02 2217.11 | Instant Rating: 3.08 | Just to make this a LITTLE more sensible...
Molly Holly - Spike Dudley 53%
Stephanie McMahon - Hunter Helmsley 86%
Vince McMahon - Trish Stratus 81%
Vince McMahon - Stacy Keibler 26%
Vince McMahon - Linda McMahon 29%
Buh Buh Ray Dudley - Trish Stratus 26%
Torrie Wilson - Maven Huffman 66%
Torrie Wilson - Yoshihiro Tajiri 64%
Nidia - Jamie Noble 67%
Edit:
Oh, and...
Kevin Nash - Scott Hall 99% :P
(edited by Super Shane Spear on 28.7.02 2022)
 | AndrewGilkison
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| #12 Posted on 29.7.02 0014.36 | Nora Greenwald - 45 % (a decent chance)
Trish Stratus - 58 % (an even better chance)
Amy Dumas - 56 % (can't say I am disappointed, although I'm not too interested)
Torrie Wilson - 86 % (oh yeah!)
Stacy Kiebler - 93 % (yeah baby yeah!)
Shannon Ward - 87 % (slightly better odds then Torrie)
Terri Runnels - 93 % (puke!)
Joanie Laurer - 45 % (Oh god no!)
Stephanie McMahon - 25 % (I guess I won't be getting into that family either)
Jackie Moore - 88 % (despite the age factor, I got a good chance)
Well that was interesting to say the lest.
"Not a great worker, but one hell of a gimmick" | Iron Mike Sharpe
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| #13 Posted on 29.7.02 0028.38 | Christopher Robin Zimmerman and Pat Patterson 68%.
Oh, if it only could have been 1 percent higher. | Zeruel
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| #14 Posted on 29.7.02 0112.32 | Instant Rating: 4.05 |
Originally posted by Iron Mike Sharpe
Christopher Robin Zimmerman and Pat Patterson 68%.
Oh, if it only could have been 1 percent higher.
The crops?
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!"
"Just get out of the chopper."
"What?"
"Get out of the chopper!"
"The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
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| #15 Posted on 29.7.02 0323.03 | Billy Gunn & Chuck Palumbo- only 61%? I was 100% sure they were up each other...
Moo hoo ha ha.
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