Originally posted by odessasteps4/15 Norfolk Scope -- Smackdown Taping
Kanyon debuts (without Jackie Gayda). He says he recovered in Tibet, learning good and evil from a master at the Tree of Woe. Could it be Kevin Sullivan? As he's giving his rap, with the lisp gimmick, which most people didn't pick up on, Rhyno came out to start the match.
Rhyno over Kanyon with the Al Gore.
If he's breaking out the recovering in Tibet gimmick, I want Bob Roop to return, and to have the 'Purple Haze' Mark Lewin raised from the ocean. I'd almost accept the return of Jackie Gayda in all of this if she reprises the role of the Fallen Angel, circa 1983.
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Superstars open. Alex Riley will main-event tonight's episode against Jack Swagger. But we start out with Heath Slater's generic country music, and crap-- he's got a microphone. "Cut my music! Hey, hey, sorry hey, I remember this dump!