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|  #1 Posted on 16.8.04 2212.58 | Instant Rating: 5.22 | Everybody knows that a marriage in a wrestling ring never goes quite as planned. What do you think will be the twist?
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| #2 Posted on 16.8.04 2213.44 | Instant Rating: 3.04 | Officiating at the ceremony: Rev. Shawn Michaels.
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| #3 Posted on 16.8.04 2214.15 | Instant Rating: 5.48 | I'll take "Matt Hardy comes out to stop it but Lita turns and Kane kills him."
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| #4 Posted on 16.8.04 2215.49 | Instant Rating: 6.41 | I, unfortunately, think there will be no twist. The worst way to treat this angle is to have it keep going on and on. Eventually Mattitude will have a match with Kane; if Matt wins, Lita can divorce Kane.
Of course, I hope I'm wrong.
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| #5 Posted on 16.8.04 2216.55 | Instant Rating: 0.62 | | this isnt going to hapin but it would be so cool if jeff hardy came back and stoped it all and then beat the crap out of kane | TopTenPro
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| #6 Posted on 16.8.04 2234.26 | Instant Rating: 0.54 | The return of Kane's father Paul Bearer to give away the monster.
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| #7 Posted on 16.8.04 2246.12 | Instant Rating: 3.30 | Well Shawn Michaels is coming back soon right? Won't he be itching to get revenge on Kane for injuring him and putting him out for over 2 months?
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| #8 Posted on 16.8.04 2256.54 | Instant Rating: 4.80 | Last I heard/read/whatever, HBK's wife still hasn't had their baby and he's going to stay with her until she delivers. When that will be, who knows? Hopefully, it'll be soon.
I think that at the wedding, Matt Hardy comes to answer the "Whoever think that this couple should not be wed..." question. He gets super romantic and tries to take her away and she joins Kane in beating his ass. Hardy gets wheeled away on a stretcher, gets his surgery and heals, while the WWE tells us that he's so heartbroken, he fell off the face of the earth.
Sometime after that, HBK comes into town. Let HBK disrespect Lita or something. She gets pissed off and starts bossing Kane around by saying things like "You're going to let him talk about me like that?" Sure, it makes Kane look p-whupped, but it's not worse than the Katie Vick stuff.
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| #9 Posted on 16.8.04 2259.06 | Instant Rating: 3.30 | Originally posted by Ticamo
Last I heard/read/whatever, HBK's wife still hasn't had their baby and he's going to stay with her until she delivers. When that will be, who knows? Hopefully, it'll be soon.
I think that at the wedding, Matt Hardy comes to answer the "Whoever think that this couple should not be wed..." question. He gets super romantic and tries to take her away and she joins Kane in beating his ass. Hardy gets wheeled away on a stretcher, gets his surgery and heals, while the WWE tells us that he's so heartbroken, he fell off the face of the earth.
Sometime after that, HBK comes into town. Let HBK disrespect Lita or something. She gets pissed off and starts bossing Kane around by saying things like "You're going to let him talk about me like that?" Sure, it makes Kane look p-whupped, but it's not worse than the Katie Vick stuff.
Nitro Girl Whisper has delivered HBK's second baby, and RAW even had a video package advertising his return tonight. I think its next week, but I'm not positive.
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| #10 Posted on 16.8.04 2315.50 | Instant Rating: 3.04 | Even though I predicted HBK's return next week above, I believe Ross & Lawler were saying he was "hoping to come back in time for Unforgiven" during the show. But if he's gonna have a match at Unforgiven, he's going to have to make his return before that to do the build-up, even if it's only one of those "satellite" interviews.
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| #11 Posted on 16.8.04 2326.22 | Instant Rating: 4.80 | Originally posted by The Vile1
Originally posted by Ticamo
Last I heard/read/whatever, HBK's wife still hasn't had their baby and he's going to stay with her until she delivers. When that will be, who knows? Hopefully, it'll be soon.
I think that at the wedding, Matt Hardy comes to answer the "Whoever think that this couple should not be wed..." question. He gets super romantic and tries to take her away and she joins Kane in beating his ass. Hardy gets wheeled away on a stretcher, gets his surgery and heals, while the WWE tells us that he's so heartbroken, he fell off the face of the earth.
Sometime after that, HBK comes into town. Let HBK disrespect Lita or something. She gets pissed off and starts bossing Kane around by saying things like "You're going to let him talk about me like that?" Sure, it makes Kane look p-whupped, but it's not worse than the Katie Vick stuff.
Nitro Girl Whisper has delivered HBK's second baby, and RAW even had a video package advertising his return tonight. I think its next week, but I'm not positive.
Ah! Thanks for the info. I missed a few parts of RAW thanks to the Olympics.  I missed to Diva stuff too. Yippee!
Okay, went back to the tape and HBK is looking towards Unforgiven, according to JR. They mentioned the Kane incident again... So.. everything is in place now.
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| #12 Posted on 17.8.04 0141.52 | Instant Rating: 3.93 | | Hmm..I really dont know what's going to happen...Maybe Matt and Lita could stop by Vegas on the way to CA and get a quickie marriage, that way Kane can't marry Lita... I dont know, just a thought... | Quezzy
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| #13 Posted on 17.8.04 0840.28 | Instant Rating: 4.89 | Originally posted by TopTenPro
The return of Kane's father Paul Bearer to give away the monster.
That's going to be akward when Taker shows up as the best man.
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| #14 Posted on 17.8.04 0842.22 | Instant Rating: 8.57 | Since they showed a big return video for Shawn Michaels, I don't believe he will make his comeback as the twist to a wedding angle. Not next week at least.
This could all be the beginnings of a big angle. Think about it: Kane's brother is the Undertaker. The Undertaker buried Kane's father, Paul Bearer, in Cement. Paul Bearer made his WWE return to side with the Undertaker, who is on a complete different roster than his own son. This sows the seed for Kane having some serious abandonment issues and could be used to help explain his poor win/loss record (because if your dad was hanging out with the guy who set fire to your childhood home and killed your mother, your mind may not always be on the match either).
So Kane is trying to have his own child and prove that he can be a better father than Paul Bearer was to him. Thus his obsession with Lita getting pregnant.
Paul Bearer could suddenly come back and reveal he somehow escaped the concrete crypt and wants revenge on the Undertaker, yet Kane sees this and on Smackdown, he makes his way though the crowd to attack his father (and brother, to a lesser extent). Undertaker ends up going back to Raw along with Paul Bearer to continue the storyline over there, so Matt Hardy and Lita still can contribute.
They can even explain the whole Katie Vick idea, saying Kane has already lost one chance to have a child and won't go through that again with Lita (we'll kindly forget the part where he may have been having sex with her while she was dead and assume he got her pregnant beforehand).
At some point Shawn Michaels can come back and start attacking Kane in the middle of a match with the Undertaker, who is reluctant to face his brother and feels guilt about it. He starts a feud with Shawn to save Kane from more pain.
And didn't they have Scott "Sickboy" Vick under contract once? This would be a good opportunity to bring him or another OVW guy up as the brother of Katie Vick, out to avenge his family for Kane being the driver that killed his sister (at least he's totally guilty in his mind).
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|  #15 Posted on 17.8.04 0918.25 | Instant Rating: 5.69 | Either,
a) Matt shows up to disrupt things, gets the upper hand but is clocked in the coupon by Lita, leading to Kane destroying Matt (thus etting up injury angle). Wedding proceeds and Kane and Lita embrace as RAW goes off air
or...
b) Matt again interupts but is beaten up by an unassisted Kane. Wedding proceeds and RAW goes off air with Kaner attempting to kiss a repuled Lita. Next week HBK returns to gain revenge on Kane/stand up for Lita setting up the first ever Annulment match at Unforgiven.
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| #16 Posted on 17.8.04 1119.24 | Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight Jogger
Since they showed a big return video for Shawn Michaels, I don't believe he will make his comeback as the twist to a wedding angle. Not next week at least.
This could all be the beginnings of a big angle. Think about it: Kane's brother is the Undertaker. The Undertaker buried Kane's father, Paul Bearer, in Cement. Paul Bearer made his WWE return to side with the Undertaker, who is on a complete different roster than his own son. This sows the seed for Kane having some serious abandonment issues and could be used to help explain his poor win/loss record (because if your dad was hanging out with the guy who set fire to your childhood home and killed your mother, your mind may not always be on the match either).
So Kane is trying to have his own child and prove that he can be a better father than Paul Bearer was to him. Thus his obsession with Lita getting pregnant.
Paul Bearer could suddenly come back and reveal he somehow escaped the concrete crypt and wants revenge on the Undertaker, yet Kane sees this and on Smackdown, he makes his way though the crowd to attack his father (and brother, to a lesser extent). Undertaker ends up going back to Raw along with Paul Bearer to continue the storyline over there, so Matt Hardy and Lita still can contribute.
They can even explain the whole Katie Vick idea, saying Kane has already lost one chance to have a child and won't go through that again with Lita (we'll kindly forget the part where he may have been having sex with her while she was dead and assume he got her pregnant beforehand).
At some point Shawn Michaels can come back and start attacking Kane in the middle of a match with the Undertaker, who is reluctant to face his brother and feels guilt about it. He starts a feud with Shawn to save Kane from more pain.
And didn't they have Scott "Sickboy" Vick under contract once? This would be a good opportunity to bring him or another OVW guy up as the brother of Katie Vick, out to avenge his family for Kane being the driver that killed his sister (at least he's totally guilty in his mind).
Damn my housewife like sensibilities. This actually sounds quite good from an entertainment perspective. Shawn and UT have had decent matches in the past and I wouldn't mind the return of the BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION, since neither of them really have a singles' program going. And I'm all for Sickboy being on the roster if only to be killed.
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| #17 Posted on 17.8.04 1124.18 | Instant Rating: 2.00 | I'm getting the inkling that the only swerve is that there will be no swerve at all. I'll be wrong, but anything to make it quick and painless. Well, at least quick.
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| #18 Posted on 17.8.04 1231.20 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | That's not Lita, that's STEVIE RICHARDS IN DRAG!!!
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|  #19 Posted on 17.8.04 1404.23 |
As the veil is lifted we see not Lita but Matt Hardy
...and Kane still kisses him
As the veil is lifted we see not Lita but
... a diva search contestant and Kane chokeslams her like Vince should chokeslam the whole segment
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| #20 Posted on 17.8.04 1811.26 | Instant Rating: 5.46 | My prediction? Just as they're about to be proclaimed monster and wife, Matt shows up on the Titan-tron with video footage from the night before... with him taking a drugged Lita on a drive to Las Vegas and getting a quickie marriage to her. It's not like they've done that befo... oh crap, nevermind.
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