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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.78
    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    I can't see them doing a full 9 month storyline off of this, so it will be either idiocy/Lita loses the baby that casues it to end. The biggest fear should be they pull a Russo'esque swerve and go for the completely unbelievable that Jeff Hardy is the father of the child.



No, no you got it all wrong. If it was Russo'esque then Russo would come back and be the father of the baby. Heaven forbid a diva get pregnant by anyone else
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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.27
You guys are such teases, reading the title I thought it was legit!... I knew my sign idea of "I hope Lita's pill misses IT's spot" well come in handy!

One good news is that means Lita is will be out of the ring to sell the baby in her. Then I remember it's Lita wrestling, her slowness and lack of bumping or selling anything for her opponents I'm sure she can wrestle the same way 8 months into her pregnancy and it will be believeable that the baby will be fine... Does WWE really have 9 months of planning for this, and aaah we are going to have a Wrestlemania baby. I bet she'll pull a Torrrie, as Torrie was at her fathers emotional "funeral" on Thursday and squashes Dawn on Sunday. I can totally see Lita finding out the shock of her being pregnant on Sunday Night Heat yet even with that has no problem defeating 3 women in the PPV. Or better yet give birth during the Hall of Fame ceremony on Saturday and wrestle and win on Wrestlemania. It's Super Lita!

(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 10.6.04 1434)


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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.30
    Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher
    You guys are such teases, reading the title I thought it was legit!... I knew my sign idea of "I hope Lita's pill misses IT's spot" well come in handy!

    One good news is that means Lita is will be out of the ring to sell the baby in her. Then I remember it's Lita wrestling, her slowness and lack of bumping or selling anything for her opponents I'm sure she can wrestle the same way 8 months into her pregnancy and it will be believeable that the baby will be fine... Does WWE really have 9 months of planning for this, and aaah we are going to have a Wrestlemania baby. I bet she'll pull a Torrrie, as Torrie was at her fathers emotional "funeral" on Thursday and squashes Dawn on Sunday. I can totally see Lita finding out the shock of her being pregnant on Sunday Night Heat yet even with that has no problem defeating 3 women in the PPV. Or better yet give birth during the Hall of Fame ceremony on Saturday and wrestle and win on Wrestlemania. It's Super Lita!

    (edited by Net Hack Slasher on 10.6.04 1434)


Did this girl run over your puppy or something, dawg? You seem awful anti-Lita today. Even more than usual.





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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
This nothing but future Wrestlecrap. Along with other great angles like May young giving birth to a hand,Stacy and the baby carriage, and Terri's miscarriage. Bleh.



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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.07
Personally, I like it.

I hope she really is pregnant to get this over even more and that it does play out for 9 months.

Matt Hardy deserves a main event shot. Now I wouldn't exactly want to get my big push coming off of my own wife's willingess to sleep with Kane for WHATEVER reason... but this is wrestling so the fact that they don't even ackowledge people being married in the first place means that it doesn't matter what anyone thinks.

I say go for it, all the way, The Omen 2004, or some crazy shit like that.

I think they're trying to go the same route with the Trish storyline with Jericho. It's doing pretty good, but this has many many more possibilities.

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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.70
    Originally posted by Perrinthewolf
    This nothing but future Wrestlecrap. Along with other great angles like May young giving birth to a hand,Stacy and the baby carriage, and Terri's miscarriage. Bleh.
No kidding. The only time I can think of that the pregnancy angle actually worked for the WWE was when Steph did it, and that was only because it was just a ruse that led to the breakup of the McMahon-Helmsley regime.
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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.68
They need to go WCW with this. Remember when Stacy was "pregnant" with David Flair's baby? Then she comes back right near the end to say that her "baby" was Sean Stasiak, and in the stroller was a bunch of his promo pics? Ah, WCW, how i miss the Wrestlecrap (www.Wrestlecrap.com) you gave us!



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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
    Originally posted by mercer
    They need to go WCW with this. Remember when Stacy was "pregnant" with David Flair's baby? Then she comes back right near the end to say that her "baby" was Sean Stasiak, and in the stroller was a bunch of his promo pics? Ah, WCW, how i miss the Wrestlecrap (www.Wrestlecrap.com) you gave us!


I don't know, I think it would be hilarious to see Lita with a carriage full of candid Kane pics. Sure as hell would beat the alternative, a REAL baby.



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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by mercer
    They need to go WCW with this. Remember when Stacy was "pregnant" with David Flair's baby? Then she comes back right near the end to say that her "baby" was Sean Stasiak, and in the stroller was a bunch of his promo pics?
Remember post #11? How about post #24?

Do you ever READ the other posts before you open your yap?

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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.33
Heh heh heh... I KNEW IT! I knew from the start when Kane said "it's over", we'd have a Lita preganancy in the works. But, c'mon. Has there ever been a GOOD pregnancy angle?!



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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.00
    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Yeah, because pregnancy angles have always worked in the past.


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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.89
    Originally posted by canadianchick
      Originally posted by ekedolphin
      Yeah, because pregnancy angles have always worked in the past.


    Well, if you first you don't succeed...


Actually, this could work. Seriously...now if you think about it logically. Some other that have posted said it could go nine months which they could easily do with the stomach pad but find a baby to be loaned out to the WWE would be a different story.

Yes, wrestling repeats it self like history, but will it fail?

As long as it doesn't end with a HAND, Mark Henry and May Young reference, coming out of her then I'm all for it to see if they can make it more interestling that simulated sex with Katie Vick which was about the biggest "Wrestlecrap or STANK A$$ BOMB" ever. Creative at least came up with something or we would have gotten that lame excuse that they didn't have anything. Then we wouldn't get to see Lita besides it looks good on paper or the internet.



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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.62
    Originally posted by CRZ
      Originally posted by mercer
      They need to go WCW with this. Remember when Stacy was "pregnant" with David Flair's baby? Then she comes back right near the end to say that her "baby" was Sean Stasiak, and in the stroller was a bunch of his promo pics?
    Remember post #11? How about post #24?

    Do you ever READ the other posts before you open your yap?

    But at least you got your plug in!

As a matter of fact i did jackass



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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.51
    Originally posted by Mayhem
    I'd rather watch old people fuck than see this angle come to fruition.


I see what you mean, but I would rather see almost ANYTHING than old people fucking.

    Originally posted by Above Average 1
    She'll end up giving birth to the other hand, and we'll find out that Mark Henry is the father, and as time goes on he'll inpragnate more Diva's who will each give birth to a different part, and eventually we will have the greatest wrestler ever!





If this does happen I hope he will be on Smackdown! because that show needs it;
I wonder what his finisher will be? Coming with an original yet actually good storyline that shocks opponents into submission?



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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by mercer
    As a matter of fact i did jackass
your funny luking i blame ur mama



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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.36
    Originally posted by Above Average 1
    She'll end up giving birth to the other hand, and we'll find out that Mark Henry is the father, and as time goes on he'll inpragnate more Diva's who will each give birth to a different part, and eventually we will have the greatest wrestler ever!





And then "Frankenstein" will end up being the "third brother" in the Undertaker family.



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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.59
    Originally posted by KaneRobot
      Originally posted by Above Average 1
      She'll end up giving birth to the other hand, and we'll find out that Mark Henry is the father, and as time goes on he'll inpragnate more Diva's who will each give birth to a different part, and eventually we will have the greatest wrestler ever!





    And then "Frankenstein" will end up being the "third brother" in the Undertaker family.


Well, at least Frankenstein only wastes a minute of our time, whereas Kane has been the part of (by now) wasted hours in his WWE career.

If pregnancy is really the angle here, then Lita shouldn't be showing any "symptoms" for at least another couple of months yet. In storyline terms, didn't she just hook up with Kane a few weeks ago? If she gets morning sickness on Sunday before the PPV, for example, it's going to be pretty stupid. Well, this angle will be stupid anyway, but this is just the latest salvo.



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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.68
If this thread is in response to this, from the bottom of a recent Torch update...

    Originally posted by Gayde Keller
    Although I had mentioned in my Raw Report last night that I suspect a "Who's the Father?" pregnancy angle is coming in the Lita-Kane-Hardy storyline following Bad Blood, PWTorch.com reader Matthew Jalazo of Clarksville, Tenn. wrote that about that scenario in an email two weeks ago. He wrote: "I wanted to share the predicted Hardy-Lita-Kane storyline with you. When Lita was unavailable all week, and Hardy was asking for an explanation, the reason she didn't give him one is... because she was living up to her end of the bargain she made with Kane. She slept with him! I also believe that, now that she and Hardy have indicated they have slept together, Lita will become increasingly despondent, as she comes to learn that she is pregnant. Hardy will be ecstatic, as he will think the baby is his... until Lita reveals that she slept with Kane to protect him from future beatings (that was the deal). This will give Kane huge heat going into Bad Blood. Hardy will cost him the title with a ruthless attack. After Bad Blood, we can have the soap opera triangle continue, complete with a Raw reading of a paternity test. I'm serious with the above. I really think this is where WWE is going with this." Although I hadn't read his email before making my comments, I wanted to point out his detailed scenario from two weeks ago.

... then it's probably worth pointing out that at no time in there did he actually say this was WWE's plan.

However, if it was their plan, clearly the way to go about it would be killing off Lita during childbirth, leaving Kane to raise the baby alone. Imagine the potential hilarity of Kane getting grossed out while changing poopy diapers, Kane feeding it by making the spoon fly around like an airplane, and Kane chokeslamming dudes while the baby is against his chest in one of those harnesses.

Then imagine the proud look Big Daddy Kane would give his child when, while he's tucking it in at night, the baby makes fire shoot out from the corners of his crib.
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#39 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.36
^^^ I hope WWE is seeing this. I'd also like to see Kane drop the baby off at Uncle Taker's for the weekend. UT will teach him how to kneel and extend his arm to receive "the power of the bottle."



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#40 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.45
    Originally posted by KaneRobot
    ^^^ I hope WWE is seeing this. I'd also like to see Kane drop the baby off at Uncle Taker's for the weekend. UT will teach him how to kneel and extend his arm to receive "the power of the bottle."


LOL.
The last two posts have actually been the most intelligent of this whole tread.

We are speculating here people. Let's not bitch too much until we know it's happening. And then zap away :)



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