According to Wade Keller (pwtorch.com), the current plan is for Lita to be preggo with Kane's baby. The angle will even include a live paternity test. Who will benefit the most from this angle? I hope it centers around Matt, but it'll likely be another attempt to push Kane. This should be on wrestlecrap before it even airs.
Kane draws bad angles like flies on dog crap. HHH bangs Katie Vick's corpse. Being thrown in a flaming dumpster by Shane McMahon. Being forced to do a spinaroonie on his first night back after a months-long layoff and a built-up return.
I think it's safe to say with this Lita-is-pregnant angle, Kane's luck has finally changed. I can't wait to see this angle pay off! I will now watch the ratings soar.
Why do they always attempt pregnancy angles in wrestling? It never works. They never seem to realize that eventually, you know, there needs to be a baby. Which isn't gonna happen, so they always end in:
a) the woman faking it to get something out of the man and/or for shits and giggles
b) the always tasteful "miscarriage" angle - which is usually attempted to be salvaged by turning it into "a"
This angle can only work if they reprise the ECW version with Kane as Raven, Matt as Tommy, Lita as Beulah, (insert WWE diva) as Kimona, and for the sake of continuity Stevie Richards playing the role of Stevie Richards.
Actually I remember hearing that this IS gonna happen. I really do not think it will be so bad. If it wasn't for the bad angles I don't think I would enjoy wrestling nearly as much. I just would rather not see 5 a night.
Oh and for all the it'll ruin RAW talk, please. So they had 2 good shows, come off it. It ain't that good anyway.
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I can't see them doing a full 9 month storyline off of this, so it will be either idiocy/Lita loses the baby that casues it to end. The biggest fear should be they pull a Russo'esque swerve and go for the completely unbelievable that Jeff Hardy is the father of the child.
She'll end up giving birth to the other hand, and we'll find out that Mark Henry is the father, and as time goes on he'll inpragnate more Diva's who will each give birth to a different part, and eventually we will have the greatest wrestler ever!
Maybe they'll pull another "She faked the whole thing to somehow hurt Matt because she's really with Kane & has been all along", kinda like what they did with Kane, X-Pac, & the other Torri (remember her?), but with kane in X-Pac's spot & Matt in Kane's spot.
Have you got a reference for that? (The "something" is the hematoma, which becomes a much more problematic thing if it actually calcifies. Last I'd heard, it was resolving itself without calcification. Do we have a new update?)