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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.60
According to Wade Keller (, the current plan is for Lita to be preggo with Kane's baby. The angle will even include a live paternity test.
Who will benefit the most from this angle? I hope it centers around Matt, but it'll likely be another attempt to push Kane.
This should be on wrestlecrap before it even airs.
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.01
Please please please please be trolling. PLEASE. PLEASE!!!

I love RAW. They even managed to dodge a landmine in the Eugene character and actually make it work. But Lita, pregnant??? NO. NO. GOD NO.



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.70
Oh dear god...

This title match better not feature a finish where Lita runs out with a microphone, screams "Kane, I'm PREGNANT!" causing him to stare stupidly while Benoit pins him with a roll-up.

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Yeah, because pregnancy angles have always worked in the past.

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.43
Kane draws bad angles like flies on dog crap. HHH bangs Katie Vick's corpse. Being thrown in a flaming dumpster by Shane McMahon. Being forced to do a spinaroonie on his first night back after a months-long layoff and a built-up return.

I think it's safe to say with this Lita-is-pregnant angle, Kane's luck has finally changed. I can't wait to see this angle pay off! I will now watch the ratings soar.


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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
rossemary's baaby. sweets christ, theyr'e not trying to do that. jeuss christ, we live in a world that's a sad ripoff of 70's movies. may god have mrercy on our wwe souls.

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.93
Why do they always attempt pregnancy angles in wrestling? It never works. They never seem to realize that eventually, you know, there needs to be a baby. Which isn't gonna happen, so they always end in:

a) the woman faking it to get something out of the man and/or for shits and giggles

b) the always tasteful "miscarriage" angle - which is usually attempted to be salvaged by turning it into "a"


c) the woman gives birth to a plastic hand

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.89

I think this might be the nail in the Mayhem-gives-up-on-WWE coffin ...

I'd rather watch old people fuck than see this angle come to fruition.

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.26
I'm pretty sure the comment was made in a flippant manner based on what could happen, rather than on any knowledge about what will.

In any case, bitching about that which has not happened yet really is dumb. See also, Eugene will never get over, HHH won't tap to Benoit, Steph won't stay off TV for long..........

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.08
If we're lucky, this could mean the return of "Chucky" to televised wrestling.

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.04
I hope she gives birth to a baby carriage full of 8x10`s of Sean Stasiak.

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.69
This angle can only work if they reprise the ECW version with Kane as Raven, Matt as Tommy, Lita as Beulah, (insert WWE diva) as Kimona, and for the sake of continuity Stevie Richards playing the role of Stevie Richards.

(edited by spf2119 on 10.6.04 0941)

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.41
I blame Dean Malenko. Damn his suave, steely stare!

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.24
Actually I remember hearing that this IS gonna happen. I really do not think it will be so bad. If it wasn't for the bad angles I don't think I would enjoy wrestling nearly as much. I just would rather not see 5 a night.

Oh and for all the it'll ruin RAW talk, please. So they had 2 good shows, come off it. It ain't that good anyway.

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.70
    Originally posted by Spiraling_Shape
    I hope she gives birth to a baby carriage full of 8x10`s of Sean Stasiak.

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.15
So we can add to Lita's character development that she's willing to whore herself out to some big perverted freak in unprotected sex?

I thought she was trying to SAVE Matt not give him a STD.

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.37
I can't see them doing a full 9 month storyline off of this, so it will be either idiocy/Lita loses the baby that casues it to end. The biggest fear should be they pull a Russo'esque swerve and go for the completely unbelievable that Jeff Hardy is the father of the child.
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.41
Is this in some way leading up to Jeff's return? He can't be the father, can he? Is there a handkerchief code for "paternity"?

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.78
She'll end up giving birth to the other hand, and we'll find out that Mark Henry is the father, and as time goes on he'll inpragnate more Diva's who will each give birth to a different part, and eventually we will have the greatest wrestler ever!

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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

Maybe they'll pull another "She faked the whole thing to somehow hurt Matt because she's really with Kane & has been all along", kinda like what they did with Kane, X-Pac, & the other Torri (remember her?), but with kane in X-Pac's spot & Matt in Kane's spot.

I guess that wouldnt be so bad.

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