Notice to Lines readers: Lines on the Royal Rumble will be delayed until I am able to procure a tape of the event; unable to see it live on Pay Per View this time around.
Enjoy, and the Royal Rumble Pre-Line will be up within the hour.
Robert Ortega Jr.
I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven shots or six? Well to tell you the truth in all of this confusion I've sorta forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -Whose Line is it Anyway: Scenes From a Hat (Ryan Stiles as Carol Channing).
SPECIAL NOTE: I will be a bit late on 11/24 as I will be out celebrating my 23rd birthday that night, and will have to tape RAW and write the Satire in the ensuing days. Surely I'm allowed a day of drunken debauchery? Last Week: