Notice to Lines readers: Lines on the Royal Rumble will be delayed until I am able to procure a tape of the event; unable to see it live on Pay Per View this time around.
Enjoy, and the Royal Rumble Pre-Line will be up within the hour.
Robert Ortega Jr.
I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven shots or six? Well to tell you the truth in all of this confusion I've sorta forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -Whose Line is it Anyway: Scenes From a Hat (Ryan Stiles as Carol Channing).
Alright! We open with my favorite whipping boy, “WHITE BREAD” BRYAN DANIELSON! He cuts a monotone promo about some matches he’s wrestled over the course of the past several years - and says that he gets a chance to wrestle Jushin Liger tonight.