Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to this edition of the Raw Lines for Monday, April 4th, 2005.
Being that Wrestlemania and Raw were in Los Angeles, I have to wonder how it was that I didn't get out to either live event. Moreover, with respect to Wrestlemania, I have to wonder how I didn't even get to see it.
But no matter. Here are the Lines for Monday's show.
With this show, we already have our first triple digit outing of the year. I concede that there will be a considerable number that disagree with the figure, but I'm willing to stand by it. Indeed, it does set quite the mark for other matches to try and tackle, especially under the slightly changed Lines Performance Scale.
At any rate, do enjoy. Send in all comments, suggestions, questions, etc., to the listed e-mail as you see fit.
Till next line,
Robert Ortega Jr.
I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven shots or six? Well to tell you the truth in all of this confusion I've sorta forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -Whose Line is it Anyway: Scenes From a Hat (Ryan Stiles as Carol Channing).
Chapter Twenty: “What Do We Have” -What do we have? I almost have this Grizzly guy tracked down. I have a lead on a bouncer who uses a cane to get around. He’s been arrested for hitting people with it. -We have a murder, a stabbing.