Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy is like when the Germans wanted to re-sell the Springfield Nuclear Plant to Mr. Burns, with Hef as Burns. "You are desperate to buy and we are desperate to sell." "Desperate, eh? Advantage: Burns."
(edited by John Orquiola on 25.10.11 0928) @BackoftheHead
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." --- Bart Giamatti, on baseball
The big problem with this is that if you saw the pictures from the New York magazine in 08 when she did nudity in emulating some of Marilyn Monroe's pictures, you already are aquainted with Lindsay's assets. And with it being Playboy, you won't see as much as some people would probably like to see.
That being said, I do think this should probably be one of the top five selling issues of all time just do to her name and notoriety. And obviously this girl needs the money.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (myspace.com)
I have faith in Playboy's army of makeup artists and Photoshoppers to do right by Ms. Lohan. I look forward to clicking a link to see the photos for free, and then promptly forgetting about them because really all it is is another naked chick.
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling.
This Daily Beast article (thedailybeast.com) details the last six years of Lindsay Lohan's troubles. It's unfortunately reminiscent of that article about Ric Flair and his finances. I didn't know she turned down the part that went to Heather Graham in The Hangover. Big mistake. I mean, among many big mistakes, that was a big mistake.
ROLL CALL: SUPERMAN! LOIS LANE! TESS MERCER! (Not this week) GREEN ARROW! Special DC Universe Guest Stars: SUPERGIRL! GORDON GODFREY! (also referenced slyly is his New Gods name GLORIOUS GODFREY!) DESAAD! (Referenced as an S&M club, Club DeSaad)