Originally posted by HitTheSnoozeButtonHey OlFuzzyBastard, what if they made a wrestler who was just like "Michael Jackson, King of Pop" on WDVE. That would be quite good. Heh heh.
That bad man was here again...
"It's a sad day when mocking one's opponent via midget becomes an acceptable form of entertainment." --Lance Storm
Matt and Jeff Hardy take over the old APA offices and open a private investigation agency. They feud with Kai En Tai, who are now running a laundry service.
Tazz and Jazz form a tag team. They have a hyperactive hypoglycemic child they name Spazz that accompanies them to the ring (who happens to be taller than Tazz). They beat Chuck and Billy for the Tag Team titles with the help of a returning Chazz.
Kevin Nash: Stand up Comedian.
Kurt Angle helps train Freddy Blassie for the senior Olympics.
Originally posted by Papercuts!Matt and Jeff Hardy take over the old APA offices and open a private investigation agency. They feud with Kai En Tai, who are now running a laundry service.
Nice. Randy Orton could don some glasses and join them as an Encyclopedia Brown character.
Spike Dudley and Big Show undergo a series of brain transplants, which culminates with Big Show getting powerbombed through a flaming table. Spike no-sells everything and main-events a WrestleMania.
Chris Harvard gets his degree revoked for cheating on a final exam. As punishment, he must re-take all grade levels, starting in kindegarten. His teacher? Maven.
Jericho feuds with the lead singer from Creed, culminating in a battle of the bands at "The World." Jericho jobs.
RVD gets twenty-to-life on a possession with intent to distribute charge. In prison, we see him walking to the showers with a worried look on his face, while the other inmates are chanting "RVD!! RVD!! RVD!!" in the background.
JR attacks a fan sitting behind the announcers booth after the hapless soul remarks, "Eh, he knew how to fall."
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex
Matthew Lillard as World Champ after beating Toby Mcquire who beat Tom Green who beat Paul Ruebens who beat Drew Carrey who beat Dee Snider who beat Kelly Osbourne who beat Emenem who beat Sherman Helmsley who beat the Undertaker after pinning him in a tag team match with HIS partner Triple H swerving everyone 14 diffrent times. This all happens the same episode of Velocity.
Mark Henry starts to lose most of his matches, then gets upset when Marc Loyd reminds him that. During one of his matches, the word Flop is flashed on the TitanTron.
Kaientai returns and joins forces with Tajiri.
Undertaker goes to the repair shop because his motorcycle doesn't start.
The Dell kid becomes I-C champion.
A guy dressed up as SpongeBob Squarepants, becomes Hardcore Champ.
"Catching Hitler was neato!" "Next stop, Hirohito!" Bart Simpson
Originally posted by Fantomas- To counter NWA's brilliant Johnsons concept, 2 cold scorpio is brought in. He wears tiny tights and has a big banana poking out of his crotch region. They call him Big Brotha Dong, and his Thesz presses blind his opponents and thrill the valets.
If you'd read Mick Foley's book, you'd know the banana isn't neccessary :)
"You can save the planet, I'll save your seat"- Uncle Kracker, Better Days
No Mercy has a good one with Edge after that amazing tag team match where he reveals that he's sick as a dog and it was all he could do from vomiting all over the ring.