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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#21 Posted on
Man, up to and including the chocolate part, I was SO with you.

God's getting a lot of play on a show that previously mentioned bursting through hymens.

Since: 12.2.02
From: Parts unknown

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#22 Posted on
I know the chocolate part was eh, but this is post-9/11. Not even a handbag is allowed in many stadiums.

"Business has just picked up" says JR. Then right on cue, Molly enters the arena! Never was JR any better in introducing someone. --Raw 7/15

You want the title? Keep your clothes on!!!
Lap cheong

Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
It was more like SLC (Skanky Lesbian Chicks) than HLA.

Ugh, that was a bad segment.

These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
VK Wallstreet

Since: 18.6.02
From: New York, NY, USA

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#24 Posted on

    Originally posted by Aphrodites Reflection
    Anyone (male or female) who is interested in watching some lesbian action could search on the internet and find stuff that is infinitely better than the '3 minutes' we saw after all that buildup.
Welcome to sex in professional wrestling.

Azcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: la sustancia X! Y as nacieron, las Chicas Superpoderosas! Con sus ultra sper poderes, Bombn, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!

Since: 14.2.02
From: Burlington, Ontario

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#25 Posted on
Whatever else this segment may have been...

Best... chyron... ever.

Karl: If you had a neck and I had hands I would squeeze your brain which is your body right out of the top of your head which does not exist!
Zorak: That's some great hair.
Karl: Thanks, it's not real.
Net Hack Slasher

Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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#26 Posted on
    Originally posted by ManiacalClown
    It'll be halfway worth it if it's Trish and Lilian.

Oh my gosh how *dare* you, I'd *never* think of something like that, never (doing best Goldust impression, is anybody believing Trish/Lil slow burn baby, it's only been 2 and a half years =)

Personally I blame some of this HLA stuff on CRZ. His Raw Recap of a couple of weeks ago when Lilian got her job back by beating Fink, Trish seemed way too happy congratulating Lil and Zed said surprisingly "They didn't engage in hot lesbian action". Sorry Zedman you wondered if it will help the goggle hits. But now every single freakin wrestling board has "hot lesbian action" in there database.

This segment would have ruled if someone run in and said to Bischoff "What? is one of those girls your wife?". Then you could have Tony Schivone run in to the announce table grab Lawlers headset and scream "IT'S A SHOOT, THAT'S A SHOOT!!!" and then run off. Ahh WWE 2002 reliving dying days of WCW, gotta love it.

(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 10.9.02 1338)

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Tom Dean

Since: 30.8.02
From: New York, NY

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#27 Posted on
Holy cow, you're right. That's frightening.

Three Faces of Dean: Teenage Riot, T.R., and now this guy

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Big Brother

Since: 9.12.01
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#28 Posted on
Jesus Christ! Don't ANY of you try to pin that shite on ME.

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Mild Mannered Madman

Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#29 Posted on

    Originally posted by Excalibur05

      Originally posted by ges7184
      I don't tape shows, so I can't rewatch it, but as near as I could tell, Jamal or Rosie, don't know which is which, just simply kicked the shit out of her. Maybe there is something about that makes it look worse than it is, but damn, that sure looked like it would hurt.

    She's a trained worker, so I imagine she knew she knew what to expect when he came at her and prepare accordingly. I also imagine it could have hurt plenty, but like Tajiri, Blackman, and anybody else who has stiffer than normal kicks in their arsenal, he probably knew how to pull it so that it looked much worse than it actually was.

I've seen Jenny/Looney wrestle. She's not THAT well trained. Plus, she took quite a lot of the knees on the splash. Apparently she injured her ribs.

We're all mad here... I'm mad... You're mad...
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Boudin rouge

Since: 2.7.02
From: Jaaaaamacia Mon, No Problem.

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#30 Posted on

    Originally posted by mrHysteria
    where was bradshaw to save the lesbians? he could have finally gotten over, as he opens up the LPA... lesbian protection agency.

    unless that's what happened after TSN went to commercial. i can always guess until it's recapped, anyways.

You sir are too funny! If I got to pick a post of the week you would take home the gold. At this point Lesbians are the only storyline that would put Bradshaw over with me. Lawler needs to go and overdose or something, maybe his son could sell him some pills, meth, etc.. "HLA! HLA! HLA! J.R. we're gonna see HLA! HAHAHAHA"

Otherwise I liked Raw. Lawler was pretty much the low point of the show, I truely wonder if the wrestlers hate him.


Since: 12.2.02
From: Parts unknown

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#31 Posted on
The wrestlers do respect him, as he does try to put everyone in ther roster over, when he is not thinking about puppies, hymen, butt jokes and HLA. And here's the problem. Lawler was a wrestler, and a pretty good one at that. His booking style, which I call Memphis fiasco, drew record crowds and helped make him a legend, despite the fact his circuit had massive turnover week in and week out.

He was the master of two week feud, as the wrestlers he was feuding with didn't stay long. He kept it fresh each week, which made people go for more. Some gimmicks worked wonders, like Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert, and some didn't. Almost all wrestlers in North America pass through Memphis, and many will say the experience there carry them through the rest of their career. it was probably the only federation that welcomed virtually all styles. Lucha, puroresu, amateur wrestling, Southern beatdown, hardcore, lightweights and Giants were all welcomed in Lawler's Memphis. It helped Lawler too, as he never seems lost in any style of match he finds himself in.

His promos as a wrestler involved a very smooth delivery, and did not involve the hyperventilating spasmatic histronics he currently does. He had an undenieable rugged charm that sways the women to his side. No way in hell he seduce young women to stay with him by saying "Puppies!!"

This man has seen it all, and participated in all, but his knowledge an experience as an entertainer and as a promoter has sadly fallen by the wayside. Now that he is in the WWE, he seemed to have lost most of the touch that made him a star, except when he is in Memphis. And he has eroded into this shell of himself.

(edited by deadbeater on 10.9.02 1807)

"Business has just picked up" says JR. Then right on cue, Molly enters the arena! Never was JR any better in introducing someone. --Raw 7/15

You want the title? Keep your clothes on!!!
Lap cheong

Since: 15.1.02
From: Philly

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#32 Posted on
Hahaha, and you forgot the fact that he broke the legendary Andy Kaufman's neck.


Ringmistress - A bitch among heels.

Since: 12.2.02
From: Parts unknown

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#33 Posted on
It was a stunt, and a very entertaining one. I didn't forget. It was just one of many stunts that established Lawler as one of the best promoters in US wrestling.

What is ironic is that Lawler, who once showed stoicism that would have Misawa tell him to lighten up, is now acting like a lame version of Kaufman.

(edited by deadbeater on 10.9.02 1846)

"Business has just picked up" says JR. Then right on cue, Molly enters the arena! Never was JR any better in introducing someone. --Raw 7/15

You want the title? Keep your clothes on!!!
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