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cactuspete
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Since: 22.9.02
From: Parts Unknown

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#1 Posted on
In case anyone hasn't heard, a couple of Texas was arrested for performing sodomy!!! I said SODOMY!!!

This is too far. And its no coincedence that this travesty happened in dubya's old state. Those fascist republicans would rather execute violent criminals that enjoy some good-ole sodomy. They dont understand that we have a right to privacy. We can do what we want without our bodies. We need to legalize sodomy ASAP!

Please contact your congressiaonal representative and tell them "I like sodomy!" There is a grass-roots movement out there to support sodomy rights. Right now it mainly consists of partying college students and bitter ex-hippies. But there are plenty of celebrities that want to fight for your right to sodomy:

-Rosie ODonnell
-Whoopi Goldberg
-Barbara Sreisand
-John Waters
-Bruce Villanche
-Harry Belafonte
-Pauly Shore
-Jeffrey Jones
-Bono
-Deion Sanders
-the "Can you hear me now?" guy from the Verizon commercial






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Well, from what I heard, it wasn't a statute that was enforced too stringently. They came into the house on a tip about drugs, then found the two guys having at it. The cops arrested them, then arrested the neighbor for the false tip.

Either way, the statute must die a horrible death, and people should be free to do with their own anuses. Am I wrong? Huh?



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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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http://www.sodomylaws.org/

some snippits:

Maryland: Legal, after litigation
DC: none against sodomy per se, but
"Sec. 22-1602. Fornication.
If any unmarried man or woman commits fornication in the District, each shall be fined not more than $300 or imprisoned not more than 6 months or both."
VA: Felony, 5 years
NY: Legal, after litigation
CA: Legal, law repealed in 1976
FL: Misdemeanor, 60 days/$500
TX: Misdemeanor, illegal for same sex, $500 fine

IDAHO: FELONY, FIVE (5) YEARS TO LIFE


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DDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. Sort of fits this occasion:

"The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"

DDP & Kevin: *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
-From MrJF's Pulp Bookerman

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Since: 20.9.02
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And folks, remember, a lot of places' laws have a broader definition of sodomy than probably you or I.

In some states, it's most of your standard sex practices that happen all the time. If it's not vaginal intercourse performed by one man and one woman who are married, it might be sodomy. Check your local listings.
Here in my beloved Massachusetts, the anal thing is on the way to dying out, but oral is still on the books.

Of course, you have to have a permit to grow a goatee in Massachusetts (really!)



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Zeruel
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Since: 2.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05

    Originally posted by DJ Ran
    And folks, remember, a lot of places' laws have a broader definition of sodomy than probably you or I.

    In some states, it's most of your standard sex practices that happen all the time. If it's not vaginal intercourse performed by one man and one woman who are married, it might be sodomy. Check your local listings.
    Here in my beloved Massachusetts, the anal thing is on the way to dying out, but oral is still on the books.

    Of course, you have to have a permit to grow a goatee in Massachusetts (really!)



what about a van dyke?



DDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. Sort of fits this occasion:

"The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"

DDP & Kevin: *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
-From MrJF's Pulp Bookerman

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redsoxnation
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    Originally posted by DJ Ran
    And folks, remember, a lot of places' laws have a broader definition of sodomy than probably you or I.

    In some states, it's most of your standard sex practices that happen all the time. If it's not vaginal intercourse performed by one man and one woman who are married, it might be sodomy. Check your local listings.
    Here in my beloved Massachusetts, the anal thing is on the way to dying out, but oral is still on the books.

    Of course, you have to have a permit to grow a goatee in Massachusetts (really!)






But, it is legal if your a Mass. Congressman to play with male prostitutes.



I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
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this has got to be the funniest thread I have read in a long long long while!





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Any congressman is allowed to play with prostitutes of either/both gender. Doesn't matter what state. You think Condit and Clinton were the first to have mistresses? You think Lewinsky and Levy didn't know exactly why they were there?



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They were earning their kneepads the hard way.



From the infamous Wrestleline SS interview:

DTD: If you were to make changes in WCW, if you were in charge and not Ric Flair, what would they be?

SS: I'd get rid of all the old guys, and push the talent that has waited to get the push. The things they are doing, it's back in the 1980s. It's just bad, man. Flair doesn't even deserve to be on the show. You've got to get rid of all the old guys. Like what Vince did, they started pushing guys. Nobody knew who The Rock was 2 years ago. He made The Rock. Now The Rock just did Saturday Night Live. You've got to start with the young talent, talent people can relate to. Who are we trying to relate to if we've got a 50 year old man out there? Are we trying to relate, so a 50 year people and above will go out and buy a f*cking little toy? That ain't gonna happen. It's a f*cking joke.

Does it remind you of any show in particular?
LeechOfTheNight
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Since: 16.1.02
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Damn, is this the kinda stuff you guys talk about over here in the Politics forum? Heh. Interestingly, I was under the impressiion that sodomy was illegal here in New Hampshire, but according to the sodomy site, those laws were repealed decades ago. So, uh, yay?
PalpatineW
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    Originally posted by redsoxnation

      Originally posted by DJ Ran
      And folks, remember, a lot of places' laws have a broader definition of sodomy than probably you or I.

      In some states, it's most of your standard sex practices that happen all the time. If it's not vaginal intercourse performed by one man and one woman who are married, it might be sodomy. Check your local listings.
      Here in my beloved Massachusetts, the anal thing is on the way to dying out, but oral is still on the books.

      Of course, you have to have a permit to grow a goatee in Massachusetts (really!)






    But, it is legal if your a Mass. Congressman to play with male prostitutes.




Hey, hey... Barney Frank was, uh... spoken to sternly? The guy represents my district, too. MA and RI politics are a mess.



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