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The King of Keith
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Since: 4.11.02
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Well, a paradox has occurred two straight weeks on Raw. First, last week there was a contract signing that did not lead to a beat down of the face. If that weren't odd enough, tonight there was an arm wrestling match that did not end up with violence! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Next week there will be a cake presentation and no one will go into it! What is the world coming to!?!?!?!?!?



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Since: 2.1.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
At this point, I fully expect the addition of a vegetable platter to Bischoff's office that never becomes the plot point of any vignette.



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AWArulz
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Since: 28.1.02
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Clangy bars standing in the background of a backstage fight and NOBODY is tossed into them at any time!



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Since: 11.7.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29

    Originally posted by AWArulz
    Clangy bars standing in the background of a backstage fight and NOBODY is tossed into them at any time!

We can only hope...



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redsoxnation
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Since: 24.7.02

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#5 Posted on
But at least Angle and Benoit broke the Tag Team Trophy on SD a few months ago, keeping that portion of the wrestling world safe. Angle and Benoit respect tradition, Steiner and Trip don't. Billy Jack Haynes must be rolling over in his sewer with an arm wrestling contest ending clean.



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The King of Keith
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Since: 4.11.02
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#6 Posted on
I remember seeing an arm wrestling contest back in the day between Jesse Ventura and Ivan Putski. Give you one guess how it ended? If you said Jesse beating Ivan down, give yourself a pat on the back. Even since back then, they were doing it.





HrdCoreJoe
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Since: 29.4.02
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I'd like to see someone NOT powerbomb Kidman this week on Smackdown. Or see someone new debut, and not be squashed.



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GRL
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Since: 13.7.02
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I'd give anything to have Vince say:

"Yeah, I know he's about 6'10" and 300+ pounds... but I really think Matt Hardy or Edge would benefit better from that T.V. time..."
J. Kyle
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Since: 21.2.02
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Jkyle.com says:

Chris Jericho goes over HHH? With ONE Lionsault? On the FIRST try?

Must... keep... straight face....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ric Flair will go to the top, and come down with sucessful chop. Following this, locusts that can "wooo!" will consume the world.





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Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by Grimis

      Originally posted by AWArulz
      Clangy bars standing in the background of a backstage fight and NOBODY is tossed into them at any time!

    We can only hope...



WHA?!?! But I like the clangy poles! I crack up every time someone gets thrown into them. It's just one of those things that should be making me cringe, but it just makes me...I don't know...LAUGH!




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Since: 4.1.02
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#11 Posted on
That... and Ric Flair's trick knee acting up (resulting in severe "lower abdominal pain" of the victim).



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Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee
I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat
By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set
It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray
One of them said "what do you want more than anything
in this whole wide world
Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?"
I thought about that one myself
(Then they came upon the thing)

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Since: 26.7.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.91

    Originally posted by HrdCoreJoe
    I'd like to see someone NOT powerbomb Kidman this week on Smackdown. Or see someone new debut, and not be squashed.


It actually happened, by God. Kidman reversed Chavo's powerbomb and Team Angle debuted without getting their asses handed to them.

Who's writing this stuff these days?



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ManiacalClown
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Since: 2.1.02
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
Apparently we are.



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Since: 10.1.02

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#14 Posted on
That explains so much



It's like WWE dangling a shiny gold coin in one hand while giving you an enema with the other, which I'm assuming is quite hard to do, but WWE is pulling it off - SKLOKAZOID
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Since: 23.7.02
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Has a face ever turned his back after the ring announcer has introduced both combatants and not get jumped by the heel?




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Since: 27.6.02

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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by Jakegnosis

      Originally posted by HrdCoreJoe
      I'd like to see someone NOT powerbomb Kidman this week on Smackdown. Or see someone new debut, and not be squashed.


    It actually happened, by God. Kidman reversed Chavo's powerbomb and Team Angle debuted without getting their asses handed to them.

    Who's writing this stuff these days?



Did this mean someone not even try to powerbomb Kidman because it is pointless or him reverse a powerbomb?



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But where in the world is there in the world
A man so extroardinaire?

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Since: 2.1.02
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#17 Posted on
After seeing the clip last night of Jeff Hardy SLOOOOWWWLY climbing the ladder while Undertaker seemed able to rush to the top, I think the true moment the laws of wrestling will be shattered is when someone rushes up a ladder and grabs the belt without acting all destroyed.

I know...it's drama...but still.




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HrdCoreJoe
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Since: 29.4.02
From: Jax, FL

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"Did this mean someone not even try to powerbomb Kidman because it is pointless or him reverse a powerbomb?"

I'd say either / or. The point is moot as not too long after posting that I saw Eddie Guerrero give Kidman a Razor's Edge powerbomb variation. So much for that law.




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HomerJFong
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Since: 19.3.02
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You're all worried about nothing. I have some super secret inside sources are telling me that the wedding on Thursday isn't going to go off as perfectly as Al Wilson & Dawn Marie hope.

And all will be right with the world.




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Since: 3.1.02
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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by HomerJFong
    You're all worried about nothing. I have some super secret inside sources are telling me that the wedding on Thursday isn't going to go off as perfectly as Al Wilson & Dawn Marie hope.

    And all will be right with the world.




*Smackdown Spoilers*

Liar, everything went fine! Well... As fine as you can imagine Al Wilson in his underwear anyway. No one stopped them, nothing bad happened!

*End Spoilers*

I'm scared! *Builds a fort with his mattress and blankets to hide in*



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