Well, a paradox has occurred two straight weeks on Raw. First, last week there was a contract signing that did not lead to a beat down of the face. If that weren't odd enough, tonight there was an arm wrestling match that did not end up with violence! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Next week there will be a cake presentation and no one will go into it! What is the world coming to!?!?!?!?!?
But at least Angle and Benoit broke the Tag Team Trophy on SD a few months ago, keeping that portion of the wrestling world safe. Angle and Benoit respect tradition, Steiner and Trip don't. Billy Jack Haynes must be rolling over in his sewer with an arm wrestling contest ending clean.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
I remember seeing an arm wrestling contest back in the day between Jesse Ventura and Ivan Putski. Give you one guess how it ended? If you said Jesse beating Ivan down, give yourself a pat on the back. Even since back then, they were doing it.
That... and Ric Flair's trick knee acting up (resulting in severe "lower abdominal pain" of the victim).
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said "what do you want more than anything in this whole wide world Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?" I thought about that one myself (Then they came upon the thing)
From, "The Church of Logic, Sin and Love" by The Men
Originally posted by HrdCoreJoeI'd like to see someone NOT powerbomb Kidman this week on Smackdown. Or see someone new debut, and not be squashed.
It actually happened, by God. Kidman reversed Chavo's powerbomb and Team Angle debuted without getting their asses handed to them.
Who's writing this stuff these days?
Did this mean someone not even try to powerbomb Kidman because it is pointless or him reverse a powerbomb?
You don't get it boy, this isn't a mudhole... it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon. Something tells me to stop with the leg. I don't listen to it. But where in the world is there in the world A man so extroardinaire?
After seeing the clip last night of Jeff Hardy SLOOOOWWWLY climbing the ladder while Undertaker seemed able to rush to the top, I think the true moment the laws of wrestling will be shattered is when someone rushes up a ladder and grabs the belt without acting all destroyed.
I know...it's drama...but still.
"This is Hard Harry reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." - Christian Slater, Pump Up the Volume
"So I got a lotta eggs...and I keep 'em in the couch..." Strong Bad
Originally posted by HomerJFongYou're all worried about nothing. I have some super secret inside sources are telling me that the wedding on Thursday isn't going to go off as perfectly as Al Wilson & Dawn Marie hope.
And all will be right with the world.
Liar, everything went fine! Well... As fine as you can imagine Al Wilson in his underwear anyway. No one stopped them, nothing bad happened!
I'm scared! *Builds a fort with his mattress and blankets to hide in*
"You won't see that on Everybody Loves Raymond!" -J.R. after Trish gets pasted with a chair
I really, genuinely thought they knew better than to go for the pregnancy angle. I guess I'll wait to complain until they really give me something to complain about, but I just don't see any way this is going to turn out well.