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The Great Thomas

Since: 17.6.02
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#1 Posted on
I just read on the Ross Report that Jerry "The King" Lawler has a book coming out. Anyone know any details about it?

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#2 Posted on
Yeah, it's Hustler Humor Volume 6.

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#3 Posted on
And Jerry will be holding signings for the book in the children's section.

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J. Kyle

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#4 Posted on says:

Where's BobHollyStillRules when you need him to say "It will SUCK" and bang his gavel?

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#5 Posted on
I can just imagine the conversations his editor...

editor: "How is the chapter on the Kaufman feud coming along?"

King: "Coming...heh...heh...oh, here it is."

editor: "There is nothing in here about Kaufman or any of your matches, it's just boob jokes and really bad innuendo."

King: "Haven't you seen Raw? That's how I describe in-ring action, by making horrible jokes that have nothing to do with the match."

editor: "You are an idiot."

King: "Waaahaa Woooohooo."

editor: "Did you hear what I just said?"

King: "Sorry, whenever I hear anyone trying to make a point, I make stupid noises."

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

    Originally posted by NickBockwinkelFan
    Yeah, it's Hustler Humor Volume 6.

Perfect. Just perfect.

I was about to make the obligatory joke about Lawler not realizing the laws governing pedophilia in this country.

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#7 Posted on
I figure it'll be called "36 Chicks I'd Like to Boink".

But, if'n the bugger got a good ghostwriter (or can write good hisself), it might not suck. But then again, it might. And, I like stating the obvious.

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