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The Great Thomas Sujuk Since: 17.6.02 From: Miami, Florida Since last post: 3470 days Last activity: 3470 days # 1 Posted on 22.9.02 0005.28 I just read on the Ross Report that Jerry "The King" Lawler has a book coming out. Anyone know any details about it? American Diversity. Promote this thread!
NickBockwinkelFan Frankfurter Since: 10.4.02 From: New York City, NY Since last post: 1016 days Last activity: 13 days # 2 Posted on 22.9.02 0019.44 Yeah, it's Hustler Humor Volume 6. Bears 14 Falcons 13 Michael Vick talking pre-game smack = 12 tackles, 2 sacks and a victory for Urlacher and the Bears "Well, you can't involve friendship with business. It has to be one or the other. It's either business or friendship, or hit the bricks!" --Life Lessons from "The Tao of Bobby the Brain Heenan" Uncensored 2000 preview
redsoxnation Scrapple Since: 24.7.02 Since last post: 573 days Last activity: 573 days # 3 Posted on 22.9.02 1041.47 And Jerry will be holding signings for the book in the children's section. Thank you Mr. Wanz for the check, now you get an AWA World Title Reign. But be careful, my boy Greg is a heat machine.
J. Kyle Boudin blanc Since: 21.2.02 From: The Land of Aloha Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days
Y!: # 4 Posted on 22.9.02 1458.58 Jkyle.com says: Where's BobHollyStillRules when you need him to say "It will SUCK" and bang his gavel? IC Contender! Now can you dig THAT? "When I have children I'll do as much to encourage them to read as possible. You know, like hit them if they don't." Douglas Adams "Parents.WWE.com posted a warning about Smackdown’s show and the issue of “same sex” relationships. The country can handle the President of the United States getting his pecker sucked from a whore half his age but 2 grown men pretending to get married is wrong. Right on." Flea
astrobstrd Bockwurst Since: 13.3.02 From: Loveland, OH Since last post: 2674 days Last activity: 2642 days
AIM: # 5 Posted on 22.9.02 1722.59 I can just imagine the conversations his editor... editor: "How is the chapter on the Kaufman feud coming along?" King: "Coming...heh...heh...oh, here it is." editor: "There is nothing in here about Kaufman or any of your matches, it's just boob jokes and really bad innuendo." King: "Haven't you seen Raw? That's how I describe in-ring action, by making horrible jokes that have nothing to do with the match." editor: "You are an idiot." King: "Waaahaa Woooohooo." editor: "Did you hear what I just said?" King: "Sorry, whenever I hear anyone trying to make a point, I make stupid noises." "Words to memorize. Words hypnotize. Words make my mouth exercise. Words all fail the magic prize. Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs." -Violent Femmes
evilwaldo Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 3502 days Last activity: 3282 days
AIM: # 6 Posted on 22.9.02 1840.21 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Originally posted by NickBockwinkelFan Yeah, it's Hustler Humor Volume 6. Perfect. Just perfect. I was about to make the obligatory joke about Lawler not realizing the laws governing pedophilia in this country. These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
Fuzzy Logic Summer sausage Since: 31.3.02 From: Happy Valley - Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada Since last post: 3311 days Last activity: 3035 days
ICQ: # 7 Posted on 22.9.02 1910.16
I figure it'll be called "36 Chicks I'd Like to Boink". But, if'n the bugger got a good ghostwriter (or can write good hisself), it might not suck. But then again, it might. And, I like stating the obvious. Jack Valenti fears NASH, EATER OF non-CHILDREN~!
Frankly, I think we should be calling him "Jobbin' Perfect" in the vein of CRZ's famous "Jobbin' Vampiro" from the old Nitro reports. Has the guy won a match? I mean, they book him to lose clean to Tazz????
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