According to a story I just read on teh wire, KObe has food poisoning and is doubtful for tonight's game.
Great, now if chris webber can just ATTEMPT A DAMN FOUL SHOT, the Kingarinos may have a chance.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
From the desk of Swordsman Yen Looks like Kobe is going to play tonight after all in spite of a bad cheeseburger, according to ESPN sources. I wonder if the hotel that served it would've renamed the sandwich the Kobe Stopper if he didn't play.
When Kobe gets 20-40 points tonight, he'll be overcoming food poisoning and making himself look all the better (see Jordan, Michael, flu.)
Of course, I'd be happy if he just yakked on the court (or on Phil Jackson) and the Kings win.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
That's pretty typical when one is playing with the greatest player of all-time. For many years, the Bulls were known as Michael and the Jordanaires by many critics.