I'm wondering....how many people live in Doc's household? How much use would these pans get?
I live alone, and some mid-price range stuff from Wal-mart works wonderfully well for me. I bought a good set about seven years ago, and the teflon is still awesome and is in tact, The only issues I have is that the handles tend to get loose somewhat quickly. However...that's what screwdrivers are for.
If you want to see outrage, go spend a little while at the Two Plus Two forums. Poker players everywhere (well, everywhere in the US at least) are in a fury. As for eWallets, I'm just about resigned to give up online poker.