I am simultaneously amazed and disturbed by the article.
This entire thing we're involved with called the world is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be. Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others' presence. The world is an exam, to see if we can rise into the direct experiences. Our eyesight is here as a test, to see if we can see beyond it. Matter is here as a test for our curiosity. Doubt is here as an exam for our vitality.
(rant mode on) Scum of the fucking Earth. Gutless fucking cowards. Anyone who needs kids to carry out their crimes deserves to rot in Hell for eternity - and that's coming from a future defense lawyer.
Sorry, had to vent about this. (rant mode off)
"It would have been cool if Owen said Wahoo McDaniel was kicking his ass." - WTF13; "But the Junkyard Dog rushed the ring and made the save BY GAWD (literally BY GOD!)" - SuperShaneSpear; proving that you can still find a way that Owen Hart and Bret Hart are still good for a laugh.
Didn't the Spider-Man movie kind of do the wacky suburban-dramady thing a bit? The arch-enemy may have not been the next door-neighbor, but best friend's dad come pretty close. If Woodhaven, Queens is the suburbs is another debatable point I guess.