Man, I never thought I'd see it in him. That promo with Torrie Wilson and Kidman (with Kidman making fun of The Wilson/Dawn Marie) was the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!!
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Originally posted by OMEGAI actually felt bad for Kidman during this. He's standing there, trying to cut a comedic promo, and the crowd is dead silent. You could literally hear a pin drop. Poor guy.
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That was not our fault. The house audio was shit all night, with the mics spotty and the backstage stuff basically inaudible. We could barely hear him.
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Originally posted by TicamoOh man.... That was the cheesiest, but funny thing I've seen in a while. Great to see him show some personality. His 'Al Wilson' was funny as all hell.
He still needs the denim cut offs though.
Why does he need to revert to the denim? It's not like his ring gear is what got him over in WCW, and his current gear isn't the lodestone holding him down in WWE. As long as he doesn't revert back to the dirty tighty-whities of a couple months ago, I'm fine with him keeping the cycling shorts look.
I submit that there are "junior" performers out there who can actually work a decent match. Sure, there's a midget comedy spot or two in there, but the whole match isn't a throwaway har-de-har-har moment...