Like I said before about karma, and a couple of others appeared to echo my sentiments, what goes around, comes around. And I'm NOT criticizing Kevin Nash. Think about it. Ironic, huh?
"This is politics in America. 'I believe the puppet on the left shares my beliefs. I believe the puppet on the right is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute! There's one guy holding up both puppe-''Shut up!'" - Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
Just because steroids CAN cause this doesn't mean they DID. Gunshots can kill people, so are all people who die shot by a firearm?
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
My dad tore his rotator cuff opening a door. I wouldn't say that's straining it and he damn sure isn't on sterois. That kind of stuff happens from time to time. That injury could have happened to anyone. He overextended his leg, that's all there is to it. I'm not saying he's not on steroids, but locking it up that he is just because of this injury is dumb.
My favorite part about this thread has got to be all the people who continue to complain that ``Nash ruined the WWE/the WCW/wrestling everywhere and always.''
He's said publicly that he wasn't even booking when the famous fingerpoke happened. But I guess you can't believe him because he's obviously just playing the political game again. Or something.
It's become readily apparent that swift and severe application of the cluestick is needed online. Back in the day, when somebody's favorite show or genre started to suck in that person's eyes, he'd stop watching. Now he logs onto the internet and complains, because we all know it's the most productive and intelligent thing one can do.
All hail the smarky-smark-smark-smarks. With their in-depth knowledge of backstage politics in the WWE, they're poised to take over the world any day now, I'm sure.
/tarnish... I'm a disturbed and bitter herb, like salt water and parsley... -- Cleofis Randolph the Patriarch
Sure he can give them "The Rub"... When he's not injuring himself or others (anyone remember the botched powerbomb that hurt Big Show?).
Not EVERYONE's gonna miss Big Poochie. We'll see if enough miss him to make a visible dent in ratings/sales/other business related shit. After all, If the absences of The Rock and Stone Cold aren't crippling the WWE, I doubt Big Kev taking time off, letting the King's horses take a stab at putting his Humpty-Dumpty ass together again is gonna make too many people experience withdrawal.
Besides, I'm sure good ol' Mike Michaels (a cookie for anyone who gets that reference!) will be willing to bogart Kev's spotlight until he returns next year.
"All born equal unless you're Canadian Then halfway through decay like Uranium You define what's death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Have really good times doing really bad things ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his candle in the wind It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' Don't expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people don't know it But most people suck so they usually blow it"
From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
I'm the first person to note this, but today is the birthday of Hulk Hogan. The legend turns 50 today. I doubt anyone but me cares, but self-indulgence runs in the family, and of course, Hogan is my dad. Happy birthday to the Hulkster.