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|  #1 Posted on 21.3.03 1557.50 | Credit to 1Wrestling
"On Byte This today, Dr. Tom Prichard and Howard Finkel said that Kevin Kelly, who usually hosts the show with Prichard, has left the company to "pursue other opportunities".
Kelly had worked in many capacities for the company over his career, including as an announcer, in talent relations, on the WWE website, as well as in the production end of Confidential."
What I'd like to know is what other opportunities he's pursuing...
(edited by El Pescado on 21.3.03 1359)
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| #2 Posted on 21.3.03 1600.54 | Instant Rating: 4.36 | I always fantasized about Kevin Kelly becoming a heel manager. I thought maybe he could get fed up of the abuse he would receive from The Rock and finally snap, putting together a stable of wrestlers to take out Rocky.
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| #3 Posted on 21.3.03 1616.33 | Does this mean no more Kevin Kelly and his wife jokes?
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| #4 Posted on 21.3.03 1645.16 |
Originally posted by The Vile1
Does this mean no more Kevin Kelly and his wife jokes?
I think so. At least she won't be making anymore booking decisions.
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| #5 Posted on 21.3.03 1654.57 | Not to worry....I'm sure Kevin's wife will remain Executive In Charge of Everything, even long after he vanishes from everyone's memory.....
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| #6 Posted on 21.3.03 1714.03 | Instant Rating: 2.74 | Perhaps his wife will take his place as host of the show?
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|  #7 Posted on 21.3.03 1824.03 | KK and his wife are writing and producing a new TV series concerning necrophillia called "Six Feet Under... The covers!". Fox of course is thinking of picking it up for the summer 
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 21.3.03 1925)
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| #8 Posted on 21.3.03 1958.47 | | I always thought Kelly was okay as an announcer. I believe he was a heel manager in one of the WWE's developmental territories. I too would've liked to see him try that capacity in the big leagues. | It's False
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| #9 Posted on 22.3.03 0113.40 | And this leaves the Byte This! door open to...
JONATHAN COACHMAN?!?!
Oh dear God, NO!
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| #10 Posted on 22.3.03 0135.23 |
Originally posted by Evil Antler God
Not to worry....I'm sure Kevin's wife will remain Executive In Charge of Everything, even long after he vanishes from everyone's memory.....
Who is Kevin Kelly's wife?
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| #11 Posted on 22.3.03 1110.27 | The following post expresses the opinions of a raving Jerichoholic. He is biased, opinionated and bitter. You have been warned.
Kevin Kelly's wife is the person who gets blamed for everything when people get sick of blaming Triple H. Why they never thought to blame Canada is beyond me.
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| #12 Posted on 22.3.03 1140.25 |
Originally posted by gugs
Kevin Kelly's wife is the person who gets blamed for everything when people get sick of blaming Triple H. Why they never thought to blame Canada is beyond me.
Because Canada, along with Japan and Mexico, are the magical fairy kingdoms where everything wrestling-oriented is good, and nothing wrong or bad can come out of them. If something bad DOES come from one of the above three places, it's obviously just because Vince didn't know how to book them/their style didn't get over with stupid US fans/smarkity smark smark.
Oh, and Kevin Kelly's wife, judging by her unconditional acceptance and enjoyment of everything WWE-oriented, is obviously Pat Patterson. (:
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| #13 Posted on 22.3.03 1341.45 | | Canada has a tremendous good:bad ratio for producing wrestlers that make it. I don't know where you're getting the magical fairy kingdom crap from. Most of the people that say the stuff about Japanese wrestling are puro elitist marks from, not Japan, but the US anyways. | Oliver
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| #14 Posted on 22.3.03 1821.32 | What I'll miss most about Kevin Kelly:
The HERMIE Jokes!!!
Man, who's the Rock going to pick on now...?
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| #15 Posted on 24.3.03 2007.02 |
Originally posted by SOK
What I'll miss most about Kevin Kelly:
The HERMIE Jokes!!!
Man, who's the Rock going to pick on now...?
I pray that this is just a work, and that KK will do a suprise run-in at WM to screw the Rock.
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| #16 Posted on 24.3.03 2327.27 | Well, need I only ask who will be commentating on Smackdown!? Kelly and Tazz were good, and although Tazz was the one carrying the blank Kelly, there was some chemistry. Who knows. Maybe Howard Finkel?
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| #17 Posted on 24.3.03 2331.44 | Kelly & Tazz, thats Cole and Tazz. Kelly is the plump man who did backstage interviews mostly with the Rock, with a Rock shirt draped over his head.
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| #18 Posted on 25.3.03 0001.53 |
Originally posted by brick
Kelly & Tazz, thats Cole and Tazz. Kelly is the plump man who did backstage interviews mostly with the Rock, with a Rock shirt draped over his head.
If that doesn't refresh your memories, remember HERMIE!
It's sad that Kelly's gone. I read somewhere that he was a kickass heel manager. Maybe he'll go to nWa-tNa or something.
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| #19 Posted on 25.3.03 0007.39 | Instant Rating: 4.52 | He's left to pursue “other” opportunities, huh? That implies that he had opportunities in WWE. Outside of Byte This!, when was the last time anybody heard from Kevin Kelly, anyway? Oh, well... the hermie jokes were funny, but not nearly as funny as seeing The Rock make The Coach dance. “Dance the Charleston like you've never danced before!... WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?”
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| #20 Posted on 25.3.03 1403.57 |
Originally posted by ekedolphin
Oh, well... the hermie jokes were funny, but not nearly as funny as seeing The Rock make The Coach dance. “Dance the Charleston like you've never danced before!... WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?”
Yeah that was funny. But I have to go with Rock picking on Lillian... "Lillian do you like pie?". Lillian being really naive answers "Sure, once in a while". Rock raises his eye brow and smiles "Rock thought so.". Then a year later he actually goes back and says "I know your thoughts on pie but what about strudle" Calls her Lillian Rock-sia and states he knows she gets "wet.. with perspiration", which she sells with shock but then gets into it and admits and and Rock yells at her for being unprofessional. LoL That was too funny
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