Even reading that article should be enough to realize this isn't real. He claimed Trebek was replaced by a robot, for God's sake!
In the real world, WWE believes that no matter what our race, religious creed or ethnic background in America, we all share the common bond of being Americans. American-Arabs are a part of the fabric of America, and they should be embraced by all of us.
"I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do. I enjoy the company of prostitutes because it's a fun thing to do. If you combine the two together, it's probably even more fun." -- Representative Robert Wexler (D - FL)
Huh. I read it originally on CNN.com, and it was the exact same fucking article, except for between these two paragraphs:
"You're like the Dorian Gray of syndication," he says. "You seem to think `change' means replacing a blue polyethylene backdrop with a slightly different shade of blue polyethylene backdrop every presidential election or so."
A call by The Associated Press to "Jeopardy!" spokesman Jeff Ritter was not immediately returned Tuesday.
In a posting Jennings made Tuesday, he calls the entry "a humor piece."
So Yahoo can go screw themselves on this one as far as I'm concerned. What's more, Yahoo's article says that Jennings "blasts" Jeopardy, whereas CNN said he "jabs" it.
I think the property is best left alone at this point, to be honest. The poor performance of Ang Lee's excellent-but-flawed version means that they'll get a low, low budget for part two. I shudder to think how shoddy the Hulk FX will look.