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Kane could still join Evolution as the 4th member.
HHH and Flair could pay to get Kane plastic surgery for his "burns" and get him hair transplants for the spots where his hair was "burnt" off. Let's face it...the Kane character was dead a long time ago, so why not reinvent the character completely. It works on real soaps.

Kane could slowly become a self-described elitist after becoming what he believes to be "handsome" and "popular" (due to his new "friendships" with Evolution members).
Evolution could reinforce Kane's new view of himself by telling him how good he looks or how cool he is. Just imagine Kane in a "Ric Flair" suit repeating what the other members of Evolution say about him to the point where he believes it and then looks down upon others for being "freaks" or "ugly".

Evolution really needs another big name to solidify the group and Jindrak and Batista just don't cut it.
Batista could then come back as the "Demon of the Deep" Leviathan to feud with Evolution and get the rub from feuding with the bigger stars. Plus, he could fill the role of WWE's need for a character from the "Dark Side."

And the Leviathan name,
much like the names Prototype,Spanky,Rock,Undertaker,etc.,
is much more likely to sell merchandise than the names
Dave Batista,John Cena,Brian Kendrick,Dwayne Johnson,Mark Callaway,etc.




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i will miss the Big Red Machine, and i truely hope, that IF Kane joins Evolution and becomes a suit and tie man like the others, i hope he breaks out after a few weeks. going back to his old self. because i think the charicter Kane was only "dead" a long time ago, was because the Undertaker moved on.
the advanced one charicter, but forgot about Kane. and by the time anyone remembered he had a fued with the Dead Man, it was too late.
he got left behind, and though he made something of a come back with RVD, i think his popularity took too big of a hit with that whole Necro thing. that was just not right. much like what they have done to him now.

..............when you look at it, Kane seems to be the victim of experimentation too often.
Writer 1: "so, what should we do next week?"
writer 2: "i know, lets have some one shag a dead body!"
writer 1: "i dunno, who isn't so popular that it wouldn't matter if the angle didn't go over with the crowd?"
Writer 2: "......Kane?"
writer 1: "OF COURSE! that big guy who keeps getting shit on by us writers!"



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I've been of the opinion that Evolution should stick with the 3 they currently have. It's elegant in that they can present the past, the present and the future, so IMO they should leave it as is.
Now, I could see Evolution using others as pawns to do their dirty work, but I don't believe that the "hired help" need to be part of the group itself.




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At first I thought that "Evolution" would eventually morph into a new Four Horsemen, but I agree with Evil Buddha: the concept of the group works better as a trio. Unless they expanded it to include Arn Anderson, who recruits the 'evolution of the enforcer,' and thus gets Kane or Batista/Jindrak.

The best part of this would be seeing Kane strutting around in a pimpin' red suit, like a monster-sized Sinister Minister.



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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Evolution should not add any members till Batista comes back from his injury.



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    HHH and Flair could pay to get Kane plastic surgery for his "burns" and get him hair transplants for the spots where his hair was "burnt" off. Let's face it...the Kane character was dead a long time ago, so why not reinvent the character completely. It works on real soaps.





Real soaps?

Maybe Kane should have taken off his mask to reveal...Susan Lucci! "My gawd, King, we should have known...it's Erica Kane!!!


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    Originally posted by tomvejada
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Evolution should not add any members till Batista comes back from his injury.


I am forced to disagree. Batista never really did much for me. Other than being "really big" he brings nothing to the table. He can't cut a promo, he isn't much of a worker yet. I agree with the idea from the guy up top who says that Kane should get plastic surgery and call everyone else "freaks". I guarantee you he would get ungodly heat.



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    Other than being "really big" he brings nothing to the table. He can't cut a promo, he isn't much of a worker yet.

That's funny, you pretty much descibed Kane, too (although Kane gets a better reaction that Batista).



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Here's my .02:

The name "evilution" has an elitist Aryan tone to it and implies that they are inherently superior to the rest of the guys. HHH, Flair and Orton are representative of this elitist aura. Kane doesnt fit the role, and really neither does DAVE batista. I'd rather see DAVE return to Smackdown and fued with Lesnar.

That being said, I really think the ideal person to add would be Nowinsky. While he isnt an "enforcer"-type like Kane or DAVE, lets remember that these guys are NOT the Horseman. And lets face it, theres no chance in hell that any new member is gonna overshadow HHH. Might as well stick a young midcarder in there.

As far as keeping them a trio, since Flair's over 50 and only wrestles part-time, I personally wouldnt consider the current lineup a real trio.

(BTW I like the way I spell "evilution" better)




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    Originally posted by cactuspete
    Here's my .02:

    The name "evilution" has an elitist Aryan tone to it and implies that they are inherently superior to the rest of the guys. HHH, Flair and Orton are representative of this elitist aura. Kane doesnt fit the role, and really neither does DAVE batista. I'd rather see DAVE return to Smackdown and fued with Lesnar.

    That being said, I really think the ideal person to add would be Nowinsky. While he isnt an "enforcer"-type like Kane or DAVE, lets remember that these guys are NOT the Horseman. And lets face it, theres no chance in hell that any new member is gonna overshadow HHH. Might as well stick a young midcarder in there.

    As far as keeping them a trio, since Flair's over 50 and only wrestles part-time, I personally wouldnt consider the current lineup a real trio.

    (BTW I like the way I spell "evilution" better)



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    Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff


      Other than being "really big" he brings nothing to the table. He can't cut a promo, he isn't much of a worker yet.

    That's funny, you pretty much descibed Kane, too (although Kane gets a better reaction that Batista).



Difference being that Kane can move around in the ring and isn't so roided up as to be immobile. Plus, Kane can get carried to good matches and has some kind of persona. Batista is what, scary? Is that it? At least you have some history with the Kane gimmick to play off of. Batista has nothing that makes me want to boo him, other than the fact that I don't want to watch him wrestle.



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