1) I don't dislike the mask. I'm just so attached to the old one that it'll take a while to grow on me. So it's still cool.
2) His new outfit... eh. I don't really like it all that much, but it's not horrible. I just think the flames were better that stripes.
3) His feud. Okay, I love UT, and I'm happy with his match tonight against Hunter, which I hope he wins, and feuds with Lesnar, with HHH around to screw it all up. Anyway, I almost feel that Kane should be in this spot and UT should still be fighting the UnAmericans. Even though they did solicit "We Want Kane" chants, I really don't think that this is the feud I really wanted to see him come back to. Oh well.
4)Practice that goddamned Kane-A-Roonie before you try it you big red freak!
5)His voice... eh. I didn't see his funny promo with Hogan and the Rock, but I liked his much deeper, gravely voice. But I guess it's kind of hard to cut promos with like that.
6) I love Kane. I hope he can pull out good matches with Test again like he did last fall. Kane rocks. I'm glad he's back, and I hope he moves up the card with the other three up-and-coming faces (Booker T, RVD, Edge)
"You gotta hate somebody before this is over. Them, me, it doesn't matter."
"Hate, who do I hate? You tell me."
"Who do you love?"
-Wintermute to Case in William Gibson's Neuromancer
"SEND HIM TO HELL! SEND HIM TO HELL!!" - J.R., as Kane was about to chokeslam Test. Geez, Jim, chill
Seeing Kane, Booker T, and Golddust in the ring reminded me of another comment I heard on this board a few weeks ago - about how the Americans showed diversity, while the Unamericans all kinda looked bland and alike.
Does the WWE really want to declare Great Satan as being part of proud America?
That voice is gonna take some getting used to. That was, however, the best spin-a-roony (official T-shirt spelling!)I've ever seen by a non-Booker T wrestler. Still bad, don't get me wrong, but better than anybody else.
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
Kane looked ripped and fast tonight. I hope it wasn't the adrenaline from being back in the ring.
The new 3rd uniform looks ok. Kinda fetishy with all the straps.
The new mask is also cool. It will be easier to cut a promo without the mouth guard.
Kane-a-roonie? C'mon, that killed it for me. You don't build him up like a bad ass and have him do a spinn-a-roonie.
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
Originally posted by rikidozani like the Bondage Belt Buckles that kane has...
Cue the "Halloween" music, we may be seeing Kane in a horror movie pretty soon!
EDIT: Oh, and evilwaldo, I think that's his 5th uniform. First came the full-body outfit, then came the one-arm exposed outfit, then the reverse color one-arm exposed outfit, then the tanktop, and now the exposed mouth bondage belt horror movie outfit we saw today. Phew!
(edited by The Great Thomas on 26.8.02 2112)
After lots of thinking I finally came to a theory: Any non-wrestler who gets attacked by the Island Boyz will immediately recieve praise from the Wienerville community. There's no other way to explain it.
Kane's new outfit looks "not bad"?! You mean the one that is sheer pantyhose with bright red straps going every which way? It looks terrible. He looks like a special edition Valentine's Day Kane action figure.
If Ryder's about done in WWE, no doubt he'll have his choice of wrestling promotions to go to. WWE hasn't been able to kill his popularity completely, no matter how hard they've tried. And let's be clear: They have tried to book Ryder into oblivion.