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|#1 Posted on 26.8.02 2128.51 |
|A few things about Kane's arrival:|
1) I don't dislike the mask. I'm just so attached to the old one that it'll take a while to grow on me. So it's still cool.
2) His new outfit... eh. I don't really like it all that much, but it's not horrible. I just think the flames were better that stripes.
3) His feud. Okay, I love UT, and I'm happy with his match tonight against Hunter, which I hope he wins, and feuds with Lesnar, with HHH around to screw it all up. Anyway, I almost feel that Kane should be in this spot and UT should still be fighting the UnAmericans. Even though they did solicit "We Want Kane" chants, I really don't think that this is the feud I really wanted to see him come back to. Oh well.
4)Practice that goddamned Kane-A-Roonie before you try it you big red freak!
5)His voice... eh. I didn't see his funny promo with Hogan and the Rock, but I liked his much deeper, gravely voice. But I guess it's kind of hard to cut promos with like that.
6) I love Kane. I hope he can pull out good matches with Test again like he did last fall. Kane rocks. I'm glad he's back, and I hope he moves up the card with the other three up-and-coming faces (Booker T, RVD, Edge)
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|#2 Posted on 26.8.02 2131.12 | Instant Rating: 3.08|
|WHO STOLE KANE'S UPPER BODY?!?|
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|#3 Posted on 26.8.02 2145.11 |
|Line of the night:|
"SEND HIM TO HELL! SEND HIM TO HELL!!" - J.R., as Kane was about to chokeslam Test. Geez, Jim, chill
Seeing Kane, Booker T, and Golddust in the ring reminded me of another comment I heard on this board a few weeks ago - about how the Americans showed diversity, while the Unamericans all kinda looked bland and alike.
Does the WWE really want to declare Great Satan as being part of proud America?
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|#4 Posted on 26.8.02 2145.58 |
|That voice is gonna take some getting used to. That was, however, the best spin-a-roony (official T-shirt spelling!)I've ever seen by a non-Booker T wrestler. Still bad, don't get me wrong, but better than anybody else.|
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|AIM: || ||#5 Posted on 26.8.02 2146.14 |
Hey Triple S, after that match last night, you wouldn't consider losing the "B-B-B-Broken Down" pic?|
And count me as another who wants Kane v. Lesnar. Maybe Brock will brutalize UT like he did Hogan (make him a legend killer?) and then Kane will have to seek revenge for his bro?
Eh....I'm pleased with the WWE's direction lately so I'll leave the fantasy booking to others and just sit back and enjoy the shows.
Another Rollback saves the day!
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|AIM: || ||#6 Posted on 26.8.02 2157.09 | Instant Rating: 0.00|
|You know that that new mask REALLY means in the grand scheme of things?|
POP OPEN A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE, BIG RED MACHINE! IT'S TIME TO CHOW DOWN, BABY!
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|#7 Posted on 26.8.02 2215.24 |
|Maniacal Clown....with your permission, that is goin in my sig, screw the shit I have in there now.|
What a Manuever!
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|AIM: || ||#8 Posted on 26.8.02 2248.36 | Instant Rating: 0.00|
|Kane looked ripped and fast tonight. I hope it wasn't the adrenaline from being back in the ring. |
The new 3rd uniform looks ok. Kinda fetishy with all the straps.
The new mask is also cool. It will be easier to cut a promo without the mouth guard.
Kane-a-roonie? C'mon, that killed it for me. You don't build him up like a bad ass and have him do a spinn-a-roonie.
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|#9 Posted on 26.8.02 2305.26 | Instant Rating: 4.05|
|i like the Bondage Belt Buckles that kane has...|
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"Get out of the chopper!"
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|The Great Thomas
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|#10 Posted on 26.8.02 2308.15 |
Cue the "Halloween" music, we may be seeing Kane in a horror movie pretty soon!
Originally posted by rikidozan
i like the Bondage Belt Buckles that kane has...
EDIT: Oh, and evilwaldo, I think that's his 5th uniform. First came the full-body outfit, then came the one-arm exposed outfit, then the reverse color one-arm exposed outfit, then the tanktop, and now the exposed mouth bondage belt horror movie outfit we saw today. Phew!
(edited by The Great Thomas on 26.8.02 2112)
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There's no other way to explain it.
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|AIM: || ||#11 Posted on 27.8.02 1825.49 | Instant Rating: 0.00|
Originally posted by HitTheSnoozeButton
Maniacal Clown....with your permission, that is goin in my sig, screw the shit I have in there now.
Sounds good to me.
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|#12 Posted on 27.8.02 1923.03 |
|All the spinaroonies look like poop other than Booker T's, why? Because they are intentianoly made to look like poop. Booker T needs to have the best spinarooni.|
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|#13 Posted on 27.8.02 2121.10 |
|Kane's new outfit looks "not bad"?! You mean the one that is sheer pantyhose with bright red straps going every which way? It looks terrible. He looks like a special edition Valentine's Day Kane action figure. |
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|#14 Posted on 28.8.02 0049.07 |
|Damn, *I'd* buy that action figure. ;-)|
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|AIM: || ||#15 Posted on 28.8.02 0126.05 |
|Kane's outfit looks like a Bondage Store Closeout special with a repainted Ultimate Warrior Mask. |
One of the ugliest things I've ever seen.
And isn't Big Red Machine kind of... obselete now?
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|#16 Posted on 28.8.02 1113.47 |
|Here's a little thing I noticed...
Kane's new mask is actually a painted-over version of Undertaker's old mask he wore when Mabel broke his face.
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