"You're invited to the biggest night in the lives of Kane and the pregnant Lita, as they tie the knot August 23, live on Monday Night RAW from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, CA."
Since there was no heel turn by Lita, I can only assume this is where HBK returns and halts the wedding. If they go the route of having the minister say, "If there is anyone who has reason why these two should not be married, speak now," I see that as the point where HBK's music plays and he darts to the ring.
I'd rather Kane & Lita just get married and HBK stays at home.
I hope they don't shoehorn HBK's feud with Kane into the Kane/Lita storyline. I mean, what the hell does he care about that? I'm actually hoping for a Lita heel turn because that seems like the best way to end this whole stupid angle.
I think Rock will be there Monday night. However, I think he'll inject himself into the Orton/Evolution feud.
"If you want me to watch the shows, buy tickets when you come to town, buy t-shirts, and pay for a PPV every three days, you bet your ass I'm going to hard to impress. And when you give me stuff that blows and then tell me I don't get a vote on sharing that opinion, I'm going to tell you to go catch an STD." - Hogan's My Dad
"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex "Was he no-selling?" - Me
It may just be me... but I'd love a "Burn Her Up" chant, and Kane just -hideously disfigures- Lita, and that cements a Heel turn, as she is ugly as Lame... err Kane. (Well they've certainly turned him into the Lameduck monster, haven't they?) And instead of exchanging rings, exchange Masks, and such. Buuuut hell oh well.
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I hope HBK doesn't show up for the wedding, we don't need to get him involved in this horrible storyline. And turning Lita heel is an AWFUL idea seeing as how you have to be able to act to play a heel. She'll be EVEN WORSE trying to act as a heel.
As for The Rock, he has even less reason to show up for the wedding so I think if he shows it's during Rock/Evolution too, if you want to get Randy over as a face, teaming him up with the Rock can't hurt.
Michaels might show up and try to protect the sanctity of marriage, but otherwise, I doubt he gets involved. The "HBK Returns" videos only started on Monday, and besides, I've been hearing that Unforgiven will be announced as his return date. For whoever asked, I did read that Mrs. HBK had her kid over the weekend and Shawn could have been at SS, but they didn't wanna rush him back.
You know what would be the ultimate swerve? Just have the two get married. I don't think there could be a bigger surprise conclusion to the show.
For all this talk about how horrible this wedding angle is, I love the hell out of Kane these days. He SAVES this thing. The only time it sucks is when Matt and Lita are the only ones on screen, Kane's parts entertain me. I mean, his voice-over for the wedding invitation has me on the floor. He sounds so euphoric. He in love, bah gawd, and I can't imagine why anyone would hate him for it.
I find myself cheering Kane on. Poor guy just wants some tang.
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Originally posted by BigVitoMarkbesides, I've been hearing that Unforgiven will be announced as his return date.
You were hearing this from JR on last week's Raw, shortly after the HBK video played. He won't be at the wedding unless they change their minds at the last minute.
I heard JR say something along the lines of "HBK wants to return in time for Unforgiven..." or something. He does need a feud going into Unforgiven. I don't think people would pay for an HBK "interview" on PPV.
Tonight's Impact is THREE HOURS, meaning I'm already way behind! This may be more perfunctory than usual! We start with the Main Event Mafia in the ring, for what may be the very last time, at least in this incarnation.