Since this is about K-Fed I know it doesn't belong in the Music Folder.....
MSNBC is reporting that Britney has hired a "babysitter" (msnbc.msn.com) for her hard partying husband. It seems that K-Fed is not happy about this development but Brit has said that this is not up for negotiation.
Now the real question is, who the hell would want that job ? Would you have to listen to his CD in the Limo ?
Originally posted by dunkndollazSince this is about K-Fed I know it doesn't belong in the Music Folder...
Have you not heard the ecstacy that is "Popo Zao"?! I demand this be moved to Music! The man is a musical genius! And by musical genius I mean male Yoko Ono. Actually, that's not fair. Yoko married a talented musician/songwriter.
As for the "babysitter" thing, I get pissed enough when I have to do it with some of my friends. No way could I make a living of it. Realistically, I'd probably do it if it paid a lot of money (and my drinks were free), but it'd make me miserable.
It should be noted this is from MSNBC's "The Scoop" gossip column, so its truthiness is at least slightly questionable.
(edited by Deputy Marshall on 4.5.06 1002) TO BILL BRASKY!
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You give me 100,000 a year I will sit in a limo with K-Fed, wear a trucker hat (tilted of course), bob my head in time to Popo Zao, tell him all the haters out there suck and are just jealous, and carry his drunk ass home. Beats my desk job any day of the week.
When these 2 first hooked up, I knew it would come to this. How else could it go? I'm not even sure which of them I should be more embarassed for: Her for getting into this mess with this unemployed loser, or him for being an adult & having his wife sic a freaking babysitter on him and not being able to do jack about it.
Originally posted by Kathy Griffin, when asked what Clay Aiken should do about his about his career, which has apparently been tarnished by allegations regarding his private lifeFirst of all, major relocation. He has to leave the country. He has to be like Josephine Baker or David Hasselhoff and find a fan base overseas. I think once you have had your picture in the Star tabloid with four Webcam pictures of you hooking up with a guy and you don’t have a shirt on, it’s time for a ‘vacation’
She's joking right? Why have I not heard of this?? And let's file this next K-Griff quote under "Truer words have never been spoken":
Don’t you love when [American Idol ontestants] talk about their ‘fans’ without one hint of irony? I’m looking at them and thinking, ‘You’re going to be working at The Limited at the mall in about eight days. So knock it off with your ‘fans.’
Originally posted by Kathy Griffin, when asked what Clay Aiken should do about his about his career, which has apparently been tarnished by allegations regarding his private lifeFirst of all, major relocation. He has to leave the country. He has to be like Josephine Baker or David Hasselhoff and find a fan base overseas. I think once you have had your picture in the Star tabloid with four Webcam pictures of you hooking up with a guy and you don’t have a shirt on, it’s time for a ‘vacation’
She's joking right? Why have I not heard of this??
Well, just color me absolutely shocked that Clay Aitken might be gay. And by "shocked", I mean completely apathetic and indifferent. Is it really that big of a deal?
Originally posted by DJ Frosty Freeze I knew it would come to this. How else could it go? I'm not even sure which of them I should be more embarrassed for: Her for getting into this mess with this unemployed loser, or him for being an adult & having his wife sic a freaking babysitter on him and not being able to do jack about it.
I think those are reasons NOT to be embarrassed for either of them. And boy, you're sure taking this pretty hard.
"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do." David Brent, The Office
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Because the United States is allegedly classless, we use other markers to tell people apart, such as race, jobs or income. Roger Ebert, Review for Kicking and Screaming (1995)
and as a follow up to my earlier public service announcement regarding K-Fed comes today's news courtesy of PAGE SIX and the NY POST -
Originally posted by NY Post 5/8/06MAMA'S MIFFED
BRITNEY Spears is pregnant and depressed - and she's not in any mood to let free-spending hubby Kevin Federline take off to have fun in Las Vegas with his posse. "Kevin asked Britney for money to go to Las Vegas in two weeks, and she shut him down," our insider said. "Britney told him that she won't be funding his trips with his friends any longer - he used to fly everyone out on her dime. The monthly allowance she had put him on seems to be disappearing after only one week." A rep for Spears, who despite the pregnancy is still working on her album for Jive, referred calls to Federline's rep, who said, "I have no comment."
I thought the Canadian thing at McDonalds was the McLobster. Anyway, when my family went down to Orlando in spring 1998, we happened to stop by this one particular McDonalds.