Opinions have been sanitized for your sanity... Waaay back when, CRZ's site was crz.net, and the wrestling stuff was located at crz.net/wrestling [which became known as "[Slash] Wrestling" in honor of the original website]. Now, we honor that by having the forums at THIS website, SLASH WRESTLING, known as THE SLASH FORUMS (aka Wienerville).
Hope that helps.
Flames: 0-0-0-0 [Sept 20: vs. Canucks] Stampeders: 3-9-0-2 [Last place in CFL]
You wouldn't beleive the looks that I got from a group of friends when I told them I read this article over at Slash Wrestling. ... Well, I guess you probably would beleive the looks, for those who know the... alternative meaning of Slash... *coughs* not that I would... *looks all innocent*
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This reminded me of the "Dudley Dong" thread back on the old EZBoard.
Let me try to fire something up...
Meanwhile, RVD arrives and is immediately confronted by Bischoff. "Hey Rob, great performance last night at Unforgiven, but you just didn't quite get the job done. Still, you and Triple H went out there and put on the match of the night, outshined the best that SmackDown had to offer, and to show you my gratitude, tonight, you'll get a rematch from last week's Raw for the Intercontinental Title against Y2J!" "Whatever, dude. Look man, I had Triple H beat last night, and we both know it... hey, I'm ok with that. But if Triple H thinks he can fuck me over, he's in for a surprise, because tonight, RVD is gonna fuck Triple H!"
We cut to the ring, where Triple H's show opening promo has just hit the two hour mark. Suddenly, RVD runs out behind Triple H's back and spin kicks him right in the noodle! H is out cold on his manly stomach as Van Dam climbs the ropes and CONNECTS with a ***** Cum Splash! "I told you before, Hunter, NOBODY fucks BETTER than ROB-VAN-DAM." (Points-to-penis)
Off the air.
Raw opens with a sit-down Triple H interview. Jim Ross tries to get words from the World Champ, but he just keeps mumbling and crying. Eventually, JR hits a nerve. "Triple H, let's just get right down to it. Last week, RVD had sex with you. What are your thoughts on that?" "...my thoughts? My fucking thoughts, JR? RVD fucked me!" "But that was seven days ago." "You're damn right it was seven days ago, and that cum has been burning a hole in my stomach every day since then. Every time I look at RVD, it makes me sick."
Then he breaks off JR's arm and fucks Rob in the ass with it or something. Bischoff comes out, blah blah blah, "you two are wasting valuable time on MY show, so Triple H, if you don't ejaculate in oh, say, 3 minutes..."
Not just yuppies but liberal types too. I'm pretty darn white and I only like 17 of these items. The list started off so promising with "The Wire" and t-shirts then it descended into crap like recycling, whole foods, and the Toyota Prius.