You know, Cena gave such a heartfelt, seemingly genuine "farewell speech" ... I really was convinced that he might be taking at least a little time off to spend with his family (beyond just Thanksgiving).
Even though we all knew it was coming, it would be a shame to negate that speech just one week after the fact ...
"All RAW is these days is a cheap version of Saturday Night Live, so if you wanna tune in to watch the amazing star power of Al Sharpton and Nancy O'Dell, go ahead! Who's gonna host next week, Big Bird? Wow, that's must-see TV!" - John Morrison (10/16/09 Smackdown!)
While no reference to the countless surgeries he's done on WWE superstars, not even HHH's leg, here's a really great story on Dr. James Andrews, the man who does all the major surgeries in the athletic world: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?