You know, Cena gave such a heartfelt, seemingly genuine "farewell speech" ... I really was convinced that he might be taking at least a little time off to spend with his family (beyond just Thanksgiving).
Even though we all knew it was coming, it would be a shame to negate that speech just one week after the fact ...
"All RAW is these days is a cheap version of Saturday Night Live, so if you wanna tune in to watch the amazing star power of Al Sharpton and Nancy O'Dell, go ahead! Who's gonna host next week, Big Bird? Wow, that's must-see TV!" - John Morrison (10/16/09 Smackdown!)
Big show tonight (as opposed to the Big Show, who has no place here), so we throw straight down to the ring for...the Patrick Clarke Experience vs. Sean Maluta. Get the F out of here with that. Come on.