Saw this (kumawar.com) on CNN this morning - it's an online video game (coming soon) in which you can be Lt. John Kerry and be in command of a Swift Boat
From the website description -
The Swift Boats - lightly armored, fast-moving, and armed to the teeth - move further up river but come, once again, under RPG fire. Instead of fleeing, Lieutenant (j.g.) John Kerry takes a hard 90-degree turn directly in the path of the enemy and charges toward shore, guns blazing. Hitting the bank, he and his radio man leap off their boat, tearing through the jungle after the last enemy.
Folk singers are always liberal pansies, but not me.....I sing for my fellow conservatives...care to hear "Shoot the Hippie out of the Redwood Tree" ?
(Missed one? Check out http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php) In an effort to get closer to profiling all the candidates, I'm going to occasionally sprinkle in the candidates who don't have any sort of negligible web presence, just for kicks.