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The W - Pro Wrestling - John Cena Loses A Battle Rap to a Teenager
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Since: 19.5.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.23
Click the link and scroll down to No 6. It's actually very funny:

Kevin Kelly: "Mr. Austin, would you like to comment on Wade Keller's Take that endorsing the XFL hurts your anti-authority character?"

Steve Austin: "Oh shit, he actually said that? I thought the boys in the back were ribbing me!"

Kelly: "No, he really said that. Did they tell you the part about you sitting in the stands, looking all skeptical?"

Austin: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah... oh man that was too much."
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.82
I'm not too well-versed in battle rap etiquette, but Cena didn't look too much embarrassed there.

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.66
I heard that the teenager plant was Kenny from the Spirit Squad.

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.97
That's from No Mercy 2003. They showed it on Heat as an "earlier today" thing.

The final frames of the video claim that it's Kenny Dykstra. Maybe somebody has this on DVD (One of those Walgreen's specials, perhaps.) & can tell better.
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Like JST, I'm not much of a rap battle aficionado, but it looked to me like Cena walked away with a win.

And as far as the kid being Kenny Dykstra... that's who jumped to mind as soon as I saw him.

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.12

Oh, it was a plant. I was seriously hoping this was a candid video of Cena randomly walking by when some smark came out of nowhere "rapping" about how his workrate sucks and Kurt Angle should have won the title at No Mercy 2005.

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
Kenny would've been in OVW at that point, but not under contract. He was previously training with Killer Kowalski in New England, and is originally from Virgina.

It's not impossible, but it seems implausible that he would've end up in Philly for No Mercy, on his own dime, for something they could've grabbed any number of closer indy guys to do. Or it could just be Some Guy who legit challenged Cena on his way in, and they decided to send Cena back out and turn it into an angle.

I'm sure it's was just a bit to make Cena seem more Real - they don't film people walking into the building unless it's a bit and WWE sure didn't think Cena lost by the way they played it up during the show. - CMLLBlog
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.66
I agree with others where I don't see how he "lost" the battle or even how it was embarassing for him. It was his gimmick after all.

I miss rapping Cena. Cena the champ is boring.
If you watch old clips on YouTube, his rap battles with Big Show and Kurt Angle were quite funny.
Taking away Cena's raps is like when they had Stone Cold stop drinking beer and giving the finger. Dull.

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