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I'm calling it... this will be a very boring divorce. He'll probably give her more that she should get and there will me very little to no mud slinging. John Cena will still have that same fucking smile on his face as usual.

This will be a non-story.



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He's totally hooking up with Kharma.
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.50
    Originally posted by lotjx
    Good on him getting the prenup.




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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.24
    Originally posted by Lexus
      Originally posted by lotjx
      Good on him getting the prenup.




    That's basic thuganomics.


Legit LoL on that.



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I love all of you magnificent bastards. This thread has made my day.



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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.40
(Women + Children) - Men = Face Cena reactions.

Children - Women - Men = Possible Heel Cena reaction.


1) If ugly details of the divorce turns women against him, Heel Cena could emerge?

2) They could MAKE UP fake details, then we have Heel Cena.

OR!!!!!!!


*3) This whole thing is a work. Cena is going through a real divorce by filing a paperwork but they're doing all of this to work the dirtsheets and making things seem "real".

*I JUST SCOOPED HOTNEWZ, BITCHES!!

(edited by El Nastio on 11.5.12 1021)
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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.29
    Originally posted by El Nastio

    3) This whole thing is a work. Cena is going through a real divorce by filing a paperwork but they're doing all of this to work the dirtsheets and making things seem "real".


Come on, this is ridiculous. We're dealing with the private lives of two people here. If we're going to discuss these sensitive matters of the heart, can we at least try to be serious and realistic about it? John Cena would never go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the sheets and the fans.

John Cena would go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the locker room.
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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.96
    Originally posted by Dr Unlikely
      Originally posted by El Nastio

      3) This whole thing is a work. Cena is going through a real divorce by filing a paperwork but they're doing all of this to work the dirtsheets and making things seem "real".


    Come on, this is ridiculous. We're dealing with the private lives of two people here. If we're going to discuss these sensitive matters of the heart, can we at least try to be serious and realistic about it? John Cena would never go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the sheets and the fans.

    John Cena would go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the locker room.

You thought he was serious?
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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.92
    Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
      Originally posted by Dr Unlikely
        Originally posted by El Nastio

        3) This whole thing is a work. Cena is going through a real divorce by filing a paperwork but they're doing all of this to work the dirtsheets and making things seem "real".


      Come on, this is ridiculous. We're dealing with the private lives of two people here. If we're going to discuss these sensitive matters of the heart, can we at least try to be serious and realistic about it? John Cena would never go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the sheets and the fans.

      John Cena would go through the pain, heartache and legal hassle of actually filing for a divorce to work the locker room.

    You thought he was serious?

I'm not sure you read the entire post.



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#31 Posted on
Wonder if a reason behind the divorce is he couldn't turn the swell off on the road.
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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.24
Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by jerichofan717
    Wonder if a reason behind the divorce is he couldn't turn the swell off on the road.
WINNER!!!

Also, kinda weird how he can get his whole hand around that woman's tiny throat in the pic a few posts up.



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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.34
Maybe she just needs an attitude adjustment.

    Originally posted by lotjx
      Originally posted by Lexus
        Originally posted by lotjx
        Good on him getting the prenup.




      That's basic thuganomics.


    Legit LoL on that.


Cena's untouchable but
HE'S FORCING HER TO FEEL HIM

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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.66
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    I'm calling it... this will be a very boring divorce. He'll probably give her more that she should get and there will me very little to no mud slinging. John Cena will still have that same fucking smile on his face as usual.

    This will be a non-story.


Everything Cena does is like a McDonalds cheeseburger. It's bland, appeals to the masses, sometimes you crave it and after you eat it you think to yourself that's it and kind of regret getting all excited about it in the first place.

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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.13
Unless Cena has cheated on her, I don't think it's reasonable that an attorney try to go for 70% of his stuff. (I mean, he's paid to get as much as he can, but she knew he was John Cena when she married him).



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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.93
    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Unless Cena has cheated on her, I don't think it's reasonable that an attorney try to go for 70% of his stuff. (I mean, he's paid to get as much as he can, but she knew he was John Cena when she married him).


This is why I have an issue with divorce courts & laws in this country dictating that women are entitled to the time they spent with you. What's happened to country? I'm for that comment higher up in the thread Muck Farriage.



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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.48
Divorce laws are much more complicated than anything that could be explained in this thread, but if I recall correctly adultery (if that's what happened) usually nullifies an otherwise valid pre-nup. Then she'd possibly be on her way to getting half of what he earned while they were married, plus alimony.

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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.24
Didn't Rock make a comment in his concert about Cena and Eva making out and that Cena was headed for divorce court? Damn, they got real personal in that feud.



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