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|  #1 Posted on 10.5.12 1350.19 | Instant Rating: 1.80 | http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2012/05/wwe-superstar-jon-cena-files-for-divorce-wife-hires-miami-attorney.html
I'm trying really, really hard to avoid making some kind of crass "you can't see me" joke in relation to this.
But anyway... wonder if a "nasty divorce" has any impact on the wholesome character he's portraying in the WWE?| Promote this thread! |           | Mayhem
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| #2 Posted on 10.5.12 1355.23 | Instant Rating: 10.00 |
Blame Eve. | Matt Tracker
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| #3 Posted on 10.5.12 1414.27 | Instant Rating: 7.92 | That article is written in a style that makes me want to divorce literacy.
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| #4 Posted on 10.5.12 1415.32 | Instant Rating: 5.13 | | Not sure how or why you get married with his scedule anyways | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #5 Posted on 10.5.12 1419.35 | Instant Rating: 7.24 | 
Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
Not sure how or why you get married with his scedule anyways
Everytime I hear a celeb has married his high school sweetheart, first thing that pops in my head is "Oh NOW this chick wants to come back and work things out. I bet she does."
Or maybe I'm still bitter?
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|  #6 Posted on 10.5.12 1518.00 | Instant Rating: 8.70 | ''Divorce lawyers right up the block''..........
Sorry John :-/ :-/
(edited by steven87gill on 10.5.12 1518) | CRZ
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| #7 Posted on 10.5.12 1523.04 | Instant Rating: 9.39 | In retrospect, this DOES explain that after-RAW bit with all the Divas dogpiling him for his birthday. Or that caused this. Or it's completely unrelated. Who knows?
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| #8 Posted on 10.5.12 1540.08 | Instant Rating: 1.24 | Going to be worse than the Hogan Divorce? I find that hard to believe. Unless she has a DVD of a Devil's Three way of him, Vickie and Orton, I am not sure it could ever be worse. Good on him getting the prenup.
(edited by lotjx on 10.5.12 1540)
The Wee Baby Sheamus.Twitter: @realjoecarfley its a bit more toned down there. A bit. | JustinShapiro
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| #9 Posted on 10.5.12 1556.11 | Instant Rating: 8.73 | Can't I please title this thread!!!
Rise Above Mate
Months In A Wifetime
Deez Nups
With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
Eve of Destruction
Change of Cenary
50-50 Split | Mike Zeidler
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| #10 Posted on 10.5.12 1602.02 | Instant Rating: 4.42 | She's Cena Nuff
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|  #11 Posted on 10.5.12 1627.39 | Instant Rating: 6.91 | Originally posted by Mike Zeidler
She's Cena Nuff
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Yea, I find it hard to believe too that this will get messier than the Hogan divorce. If they married in 2009 he was making a crapload of money. There's no way he didn't have top lawyers to write up a pretty strong pre-nup.
If it's so strong that he even gets to take back any gifts he's given her, I can't see this legally going her way unless there's provisions for cheating in the pre-nup, and it turns out that's what happened. (I'd call Kelly Kelly to the witness stand, just based on playing the odds) Until more comes out though, at the moment it would appear she could be up a creek.
That said, the whole "hold on to your butts!" attitude could be because trashing his name might be the best she can do in this divorce. The more the divorce is in the tmz's of the world, the more it looks bad on him since he's the Superman of the WWE. | JustinShapiro
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| #12 Posted on 10.5.12 1644.03 | Instant Rating: 8.73 | Originally posted by Tribal Prophet
Yea, I find it hard to believe too that this will get messier than the Hogan divorce. If they married in 2009 he was making a crapload of money. There's no way he didn't have top lawyers to write up a pretty strong pre-nup. That said, the whole "hold on to your butts!" attitude could be because trashing his name might be the best she can do in this divorce.
I would guess, think Hogan in '91 more than Hogan in '07. | thecubsfan
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| #13 Posted on 10.5.12 1715.22 | Instant Rating: 9.28 | When I had suggested it was time to move on from Cena, this is not what I meant. Sorry.
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| #14 Posted on 10.5.12 1730.24 | Instant Rating: 7.67 | Her time is up, his time is now...
Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....
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| #15 Posted on 10.5.12 1849.23 | Instant Rating: 9.29 | Originally posted by JustinShapiro
Can't I please title this thread!!!
Rise Above Mate
Months In A Wifetime
Deez Nups
With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
Eve of Destruction
Change of Cenary
50-50 Split
John Cena (featuring Bumpy Nuptials)
You Can't Sue Me
Fought And Compromised To A Permanent End: John & Liz Cena
Muck Farriage
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| #16 Posted on 10.5.12 2027.29 | Instant Rating: 8.73 | Originally posted by Dr Unlikely
Originally posted by JustinShapiro
Can't I please title this thread!!!
Rise Above Mate
Months In A Wifetime
Deez Nups
With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
Eve of Destruction
Change of Cenary
50-50 Split
John Cena (featuring Bumpy Nuptials)
You Can't Sue Me
Fought And Compromised To A Permanent End: John & Liz Cena
Muck Farriage
...father? | jerichofan717
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| #17 Posted on 10.5.12 2046.19 | Wonder if David Otunga will be representing Cena.
I also wonder if Glens Falls, NY native Hacksaw Jim Duggan will help Cena get a hoooooooooo! when the RAW tour is in town this weekend. | It's False
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| #18 Posted on 10.5.12 2114.24 | Instant Rating: 6.55 | I guess she decided to Embrace the Hate.
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| #19 Posted on 10.5.12 2304.49 | Instant Rating: 1.73 | | WORD LIFE. Marriage not so much. | Big Bad
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| #20 Posted on 10.5.12 2323.55 | Instant Rating: 5.53 | Alimony Adjustment
Monogamy Is Poopy
Liz Cena's divorce attorney: "This is all you're willing to offer in a settlement? That's some cheapsauce. Y2Cheap, John?"
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