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http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2012/05/wwe-superstar-jon-cena-files-for-divorce-wife-hires-miami-attorney.html

I'm trying really, really hard to avoid making some kind of crass "you can't see me" joke in relation to this.

But anyway... wonder if a "nasty divorce" has any impact on the wholesome character he's portraying in the WWE?
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Blame Eve.
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.92
That article is written in a style that makes me want to divorce literacy.



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Not sure how or why you get married with his scedule anyways
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Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
    Not sure how or why you get married with his scedule anyways
Everytime I hear a celeb has married his high school sweetheart, first thing that pops in my head is "Oh NOW this chick wants to come back and work things out. I bet she does."

Or maybe I'm still bitter?



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.70
''Divorce lawyers right up the block''..........

Sorry John :-/ :-/



(edited by steven87gill on 10.5.12 1518)
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In retrospect, this DOES explain that after-RAW bit with all the Divas dogpiling him for his birthday. Or that caused this. Or it's completely unrelated. Who knows?

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Going to be worse than the Hogan Divorce? I find that hard to believe. Unless she has a DVD of a Devil's Three way of him, Vickie and Orton, I am not sure it could ever be worse. Good on him getting the prenup.

(edited by lotjx on 10.5.12 1540)


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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.73
Can't I please title this thread!!!

Rise Above Mate
Months In A Wifetime
Deez Nups
With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
Eve of Destruction
Change of Cenary
50-50 Split
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.42
She's Cena Nuff



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.91
    Originally posted by Mike Zeidler
    She's Cena Nuff


Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Yea, I find it hard to believe too that this will get messier than the Hogan divorce. If they married in 2009 he was making a crapload of money. There's no way he didn't have top lawyers to write up a pretty strong pre-nup.

If it's so strong that he even gets to take back any gifts he's given her, I can't see this legally going her way unless there's provisions for cheating in the pre-nup, and it turns out that's what happened. (I'd call Kelly Kelly to the witness stand, just based on playing the odds) Until more comes out though, at the moment it would appear she could be up a creek.

That said, the whole "hold on to your butts!" attitude could be because trashing his name might be the best she can do in this divorce. The more the divorce is in the tmz's of the world, the more it looks bad on him since he's the Superman of the WWE.
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.73
    Originally posted by Tribal Prophet
    Yea, I find it hard to believe too that this will get messier than the Hogan divorce. If they married in 2009 he was making a crapload of money. There's no way he didn't have top lawyers to write up a pretty strong pre-nup. That said, the whole "hold on to your butts!" attitude could be because trashing his name might be the best she can do in this divorce.


I would guess, think Hogan in '91 more than Hogan in '07.
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.28
When I had suggested it was time to move on from Cena, this is not what I meant. Sorry.



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Her time is up, his time is now...



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    Originally posted by JustinShapiro
    Can't I please title this thread!!!

    Rise Above Mate
    Months In A Wifetime
    Deez Nups
    With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
    Eve of Destruction
    Change of Cenary
    50-50 Split


John Cena (featuring Bumpy Nuptials)
You Can't Sue Me
Fought And Compromised To A Permanent End: John & Liz Cena
Muck Farriage


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    Originally posted by Dr Unlikely
      Originally posted by JustinShapiro
      Can't I please title this thread!!!

      Rise Above Mate
      Months In A Wifetime
      Deez Nups
      With A Wife In My Hands I'm A Bad Man
      Eve of Destruction
      Change of Cenary
      50-50 Split


    John Cena (featuring Bumpy Nuptials)
    You Can't Sue Me
    Fought And Compromised To A Permanent End: John & Liz Cena
    Muck Farriage


...father?
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#17 Posted on
Wonder if David Otunga will be representing Cena.

I also wonder if Glens Falls, NY native Hacksaw Jim Duggan will help Cena get a hoooooooooo! when the RAW tour is in town this weekend.
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.55
I guess she decided to Embrace the Hate.




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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.73
WORD LIFE. Marriage not so much.
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.53
Alimony Adjustment

Monogamy Is Poopy

Liz Cena's divorce attorney: "This is all you're willing to offer in a settlement? That's some cheapsauce. Y2Cheap, John?"



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