If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase. Searching for him this way is definitely worth a try.
The Indy 500 isn't too far in the future, they could be looking for someone to help out on a pit crew, and Dale would land on his feet. And for some reason, somewhere buried in my tape collection, I have the only Pit Crew tag team match that ever aired.