If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase. Searching for him this way is definitely worth a try.
Personally, I was way more excited last week when it looked like they were going in the Foley v. Orton and RVD/Booker v. Flair/Batista direction. Foley v. Orton is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better and storyline fitting as a one-on-one match.