If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase. Searching for him this way is definitely worth a try.
Exactly what I was going to say oldschoolhero. This is your biggest show of the year and you're going to pretty much do the last ppv, which wasn't even great, all over again. The Monster's Ball doesn't make sense.