If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase. Searching for him this way is definitely worth a try.
In our main event tonight, we take a look back at RAW 1000 - aw, really? Bleah. Also tonight: SIN CARA takes on DREW McINTYRE - hey wait, we had this match LAST episode - is it too cynical of me to assume whoever lost last week will win tonight?