If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase. Searching for him this way is definitely worth a try.
yeah, the point of the "theodore long" gimmick is that long is delusional; he sees oppression and racism instead of mediocrity in his managee. the point of the hhh-booker angle seems to be that triple h really is trying to hold booker down.