The W
Views: 99364384
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
1.10.14 0104
The W - Pro Wrestling - Job Squad
This thread has 14 referrals leading to it
Register and log in to post!
Pages: 1(13469 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (5 total)
EastCoastAvenger
Bockwurst








Since: 4.1.02
From: Clearwater, FL

Since last post: 1970 days
Last activity: 18 hours
#1 Posted on
Yeah, I know, not that many people liked the Job Squad. But they were the ONLY reason I watched the WWF for a long time. If it wasn't for Al and his merry band of tough, grizzled and bitter veterans, I'd probably have changed the channel for good. Now, Al is somewhat back on camera. I think the Squad should get back together, but only Al, and Hardcore Holly remain from the WWF lineup of the group.

THe question: Who should the lineup be, if they chose to re-form the group? I think it should be:

Al Snow - Yeah, obviously. Job Squad is HIS and his alone.

Hardcore Holly - Yeah, yeah. I don't like him, and I never have, EXCEPT during his time with the Squad. He had the perfect "disgruntled employee" vibe and could pull off the silent enforcer role almost as well as Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit.

Lance Storm - Remember Al Snow's classic speech in ECW. "Hey Al, put this guy over... I wanna put MYSELF over!" Who was he talking to? Lance. He and Al have worked together before and I like them on screen together. I can't really articulate it much beyond that. In a completely heterosexual way, they just seem RIGHT for each other as a team.

Perry Saturn - Every team needs that one guy who's just as likely to whip out a knife and slice you from belly to dick as shake your hand. Saturn has that "damn near homicidal" vibe.

Booker T - Former 5 time World champ, but when he comes to the WWF, he gets buried by JR and made to look like a buffoon. If anyone has a right to be disgruntled, it's him!

Kurt Angle - Dammit, I just don't want to break up the BK connection. What the hey, he doesn't get that much respect in the WWF anyway, welcome to da FAM-ily!

Christian - WWF's only fully registered jobber. Can't win a match to save his life. Even DDP couldn't take away the stench of perpetual failure! He needs an outlet for that frustrations, and participating in a steel chair assisted gang beatdown while wearing a "Pin Me, Pay Me" t-shirt may be just the thing.

The New JOB Squad. A twisted, dysfunctional version of "The Magnificent Seven"!



There are no facts-only observational postulates in an endlessly regenerative hodgepodge of predictions. Consensus reality requires a fixed frame of reference. In a multilevel, infinite universe, there can be no fixity; thus, no absolute consensus reality. In a relativistic universe, it appears impossible to test the reliability of any expert by requiring him to agree with another expert. Both can be correct, each in his own inertial system.

-Bene Gesserit Azhar Book
Promote this thread!
Texas Kelly
Lap cheong








Since: 3.1.02
From: FOREST HILLS CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Since last post: 26 days
Last activity: 1 day
ICQ:  
#2 Posted on
In all seriousness, I'd crack up and roll around laughing on the floor for real if I ever saw Christian (one of my personal favorites) in a "Pin Me, Pay Me!" T-shirt :-)



Being The Bookerman (No Way Out)
Grading The Bookerman (No Way Out)
Worship Your God And Mine

CRZ NOTABLE QUOTABLE OF THE MONTH:
UNDERTAKER: The Hell you were threatened with as a child is no longer an option, it is a reality - a living, breathing reality. And you all are right in the middle of it. Yes, Hell has relocated to Earth.
CRZ: My friends, *Hell* is watching THIS crap take place before my eyes.
-- WWF Raw is War, 1/11/99

Phantom
Frankfurter








Since: 17.3.02

Since last post: 2353 days
Last activity: 2329 days
#3 Posted on
Waitaminute... a new Job Squad without Spike Dudley?
oldschoolhero
Knackwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: nWo Country

Since last post: 1964 days
Last activity: 1898 days
#4 Posted on
I think it'd be hilarious to see the Blue Boy strut down to the ring with his new svelte physique, as JR and King talk about his heightened skills and ability...then have him lose in under a minute. Heh.



Hey Yo.....................I'm DRUNK.
EastCoastAvenger
Bockwurst








Since: 4.1.02
From: Clearwater, FL

Since last post: 1970 days
Last activity: 18 hours
#5 Posted on
can't bring in Blue Boy... He's bWo 4 LIFE!!!



There are no facts-only observational postulates in an endlessly regenerative hodgepodge of predictions. Consensus reality requires a fixed frame of reference. In a multilevel, infinite universe, there can be no fixity; thus, no absolute consensus reality. In a relativistic universe, it appears impossible to test the reliability of any expert by requiring him to agree with another expert. Both can be correct, each in his own inertial system.

-Bene Gesserit Azhar Book
Pages: 1Thread ahead: Let's let the fans crash our website-I mean decide the main event!
Next thread: if they split the titles up?
Previous thread: The worst thing about RAW...
(13469 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
Sure, hard work could do that. Remember how everyone hated Rocky Maivia when he first arrived? He was put over as the first third-generation wrestler in history, a “true blue chipper”, classic babyface, and the crowd hated his guts.
- ekedolphin, Not Another Maven Post (2002)
The W - Pro Wrestling - Job SquadRegister and log in to post!

The W™ message board

ZimBoard
©2001-2014 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.386 seconds.