So I'm watching Tough Enough last night, and every time they showed Jimm Ross it made me think. Has anyone else noticed the resemblance of Ross to Larry Flynt? They look very similar, and Ross kept giving me that dirty old man feel for some reason last night like Flynt gives off. I think we have one of those seperated at birth cases here.
Now Ross just needs a wheelchair to scoot around in.
"...the people ran, they ran all right, they ran right to the toilet, pulled their pants down, took one big Hulk-a-CRAP every time you opened your mouth!"
Really? I never got that vibe off Lawler or JR. I always thought as Lawler as a "fun loving guy". Wait that's the Godfather...
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones..." -Abe Simpson
----------- WIENER OF THE DAY 03/01/02: The greatest day of my life.
Two straight weeks of the announcers saying the tag team champions are "looking very impressive", coinciding with two straight weeks of them, you know, beating two guys who are just barely given names, let alone actually on the WWE roster.