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"WWF.com: What is Jerry Lawler looking for in the future Mrs. King, once you get everything squared away and you're back on the prowl?

Lawler: That's a good question. Believe it or not, I was pretty happy with what I had. Someone who enjoys traveling with me. Someone who enjoys the wrestling business. What I'm really looking for is a beautiful, young, nice, nymphomaniac. Something like that."


Ok, is that REALLY funny or is it just me?





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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
Ok, is that REALLY funny or is it just me?

Probably somewhere right in between.

In the meantime, it's good to see Jerry hasnt gotten all picky on us or anything with his Mrs. Lawler requirements!



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#3 Posted on
Maybe I've been sleeping under a rock or something, but I didn't even know he'd split with the Kat.
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
the divorce isn't final yet, but i think she left him in may...

the dude in the pic of her giving a hummer was supposedly a Haas brother..



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#5 Posted on
Aye... by “young”, he means someone about 16, 17.

By what I can tell, Lawler's gimmick of being a perverted, horny old man isn't far from the truth.

I miss Heyman as a color commentator.



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#6 Posted on
Originally posted by ekedolphin
Aye... by “young”, he means someone about 16, 17.

By what I can tell, Lawler's gimmick of being a perverted, horny old man isn't far from the truth.

I miss Heyman as a color commentator.



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you mean it's a GIMMICK??!?



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In the meantime, it's good to see Jerry hasnt gotten all picky on us or anything with his Mrs. Lawler requirements!

Hey, he got everything on his wish list once. Why not again?






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-By what I can tell, Lawler's gimmick of being a perverted, horny old man isn't far from the truth.-

That's no gimmick. Now, I am by no means a prude or part of the Central Minnesota German Catholic Coalition to ban the Nudie Bars, (they're sometimes fun to go to!), but JesusHChrist I am so sick of Mr. Puppy drooling over Trish's vericose boob veins and every other appendage that wiggles on the Divas. My point with him is that he is SO pathetic, what with the WOO-HOO's and PUPPIES! (ex.- I'm gonna turn those puppies into pointers!) Even when he was getting laid by Kat consistently, he couldn't get enough. That boy is a p-i-g, pig.
Please bring back Heyman. I miss him.




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Funny thing is that he calls essentially everything like the casual fan at home would be thinking as they see it themselves. That's not a gimmick, that's HIM, doing what he thinks is entertaining, and/or colorful, if you will.

But, um... I still think Heyman was better, and why? Because he was a color who also did play by play, while turning Ross, who was only play by play, into more of a colorful character ["Kiss my Ass, Paul" is something I recall happening... and it was damn fun to watch that too]



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#10 Posted on
Didn't Lawler once say the only girls too young for him are the ones still wearing footie pajamas?

And sign me up as another member of the "Heyman was better" crowd. Heyman was a genuine heel announcer -- he was solidly on the heels' side and had no fear of making himself dislikable. Lawler's too amiable to be really heelish; when he sticks up for Jericho or some such, it seems jarringly out of character.

(Yes, I know Lawler was the God of Heelocity back when he was wrestling. I mean in the here and now.)
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#11 Posted on

I think it really funny that whenever he gets the chance Lawler says that he and JR had such a great thing going and the reason people didn't like JR/Paul was because they were both doing the same thing - getting the feud over, instead of someone trying to lighten it up.

The thing is, even though the Invasion sucked pretty much, can you imagine how much it would have sucked if the King had been commentating? Nobody to actually speak the mind of the heels, because Lawler is only a heel when he gets to make funny statements. He never sounds like he means it but just says things because he can make a great joke out of it. Or following the cheap heat pop the heel is making (stuff like: heel says sucks! King: Woohoo! He is right! Next up, puppies!!!)

Oh well..the only true non-internetfan/smart/whatever we wanna call it (so that would make him a mark then) loves lawler and was glad Paul Heyman left...again, shows what we know and understand about this business..



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#12 Posted on
Let's remember that that this is the guy who ran a promo on his freakin' website soliciting pictures for the new "Mrs. King" . . . you can only imagine that anyone over 21 was summarily tossed out.

And for more disturbing news . . . pictures of Lawler's new hoochie:

http://www.kinglawler.com/xmas01.html



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I think it's been long since proven that Lawler is a dirty old man.

BTW, what's happened to King's cuz, Honky Tonk Man? He used to have some funny-a-hell commentaries ripping into the King.



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
King's new woman looks like she could be the Kat's mom.



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#15 Posted on
the dude in the pic of her giving a hummer was supposedly a Haas brother..


WHAT?

I must have totally been living under a rock what scandal did I not read about?



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#16 Posted on
Lawler hasn't been amusing with any regularity since about 1998 or so. Heyman was great at getting everyone over and just plain entertaining to listen to most of the time. Lawler on the other hand usually sounds pathetic and annoying. He'd be better suited doing color on Benny Hill re-runs.
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#17 Posted on
Heyman made watching a match all that more exciting with his heelish antics. His commentary gave me some nostalgia when he did commentary for WCW/NWA or Heen and Monsoon in the WWF. I just think its better when you have a heel announcer and a face announcer that don't get along, or at least act like they don't. I just find it stupid that one week Lawler is defending JR's honor against Tazz, and he doesn't even care that Taker, Angle, and Vince kicked the crap out of him, and rubbed his face in his ass.




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#18 Posted on
Not only was Heyman better at putting the angles and the wrestlers over, he was also better at simply just being a heel. Ever since the "puppy" craze, Lawler has tried hard to be funny, horny and "cool"instead of trying to act like like a dick. Remember when he took the side of every heel no matter what? Protecting JR from Tazz, and playing the face during the whole RTC debacle killed the very little bit of true heelishness that Lawler had. Heyman always knew when to act like a jerk. He alweay knew when to quit playing for laughs and try to get booed. Every announce team needs a heel. The current lack of one has been greatly detrimental to the already weak storylines. Lawler needs to get his act together and remember what his role at that that table is. Silicone lust and fart jokes just don't cut it anymore.

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