Um, it was the first preseason game. Stats don't mean a thing.
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I know stats in preseason games don't mean a thing, and I admit I spoke too soon about him. However, I have a feeling that he's going to get better in the regular season, and if not this year, maybe in the next few years, he'll will be in the Pro Bowl.
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Originally posted by tomvejadaif not this year, maybe in the next few years, he'll will be in the Pro Bowl.
Oh wow. Because it's not like 897 players go to that game.
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I was more impressed by the way he killed Kevin Williams with one of his hits. That was the first time all year you could hear the guys on the sidelines start screaming and saying, "OH SHIT!" from a nasty shot. Which means it is indeed football season.
I think I now have a clear grasp on the season thanks to two preseason games. 1. The Redskins will go undefeated, did you see the way their O'line realy jelled in the 3rd quarter. 2. Danny Wuerfell(SP?) is this year's Kurt Warner. 3. Shockey not only is the best TE in the league but is the all time hardest hitter. 4. The Niners will not win a game...where they put their third string in against someone elses starters. 5. See what you hit, wait a minute I've know that since pop warner, what was that guy thinking. In other words the only thing important about the first two preseason games for each team is the injury report. As long as its blank you won. And even the second two are only important so as to make sure your timing is down for the opener.
Originally posted by tomvejadaAlso, I thought Madden did pretty good last night, calling the game.
I lost all hope for Madden when he wanted the Pats to take a knee at the Super Bowl
Madden may have made the wrong call, see how well playing for overtime worked for the Raiders in the snow last year, he did something you rarely hear from a broadcaster, he admitted he was wrong. That impressed the hell out of me.
I'm sorry, but just making that one mistake is not the only thing Madden ever did wrong. I think the most important thing is to never, ever, ever, ever, ever let him draw on the screen with that pen. I turned on the Thanksgiving game last year just in time to watch him drawing a tiny fleet of ships (and poorly, at that).
Sorry. Just had to rant. I hate John Madden.
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That's why I included the words "AND this format". I'm pretty sure that's the only time since like 1940 (basing my statement on thinking Beano Cook said that, FWIW) that there have been five unbeatens at the end of a season.