I do not like Jared. Sometimes I think I would like to take him and make him eat big foot long subs with everything on them until he balooned up to about 400 pounds, and then make him walk around wearing a shirt that says "I'm a Big Fat Fattie." I know this is not a good thing to feel, but those commercials REALLY get on my nerves.
I remember watching him and Peter Popoff numerous times during late night TV ... About 4 years ago I think, in a drunken stupor with a friend of mine, we called up Popoff and asked for our free miracle spring water. It arrived with the instructions.