I do not like Jared. Sometimes I think I would like to take him and make him eat big foot long subs with everything on them until he balooned up to about 400 pounds, and then make him walk around wearing a shirt that says "I'm a Big Fat Fattie." I know this is not a good thing to feel, but those commercials REALLY get on my nerves.
Since "All your base are belong to us" is a runny joke on this board, he is another parody of it. This time is a remake of the game show The $20,000 Pyramid and it features a well-known Smurf. The link is here: http://www.webanimag.