I do not like Jared. Sometimes I think I would like to take him and make him eat big foot long subs with everything on them until he balooned up to about 400 pounds, and then make him walk around wearing a shirt that says "I'm a Big Fat Fattie." I know this is not a good thing to feel, but those commercials REALLY get on my nerves.
To go along with the news that Norman Lear will be collaborating with Parker and Stone on a new episode, South Park Studios just put up some storyline tidbits for the new season's episodes. Some of the new episodes sound good, but this one: