I do not like Jared. Sometimes I think I would like to take him and make him eat big foot long subs with everything on them until he balooned up to about 400 pounds, and then make him walk around wearing a shirt that says "I'm a Big Fat Fattie." I know this is not a good thing to feel, but those commercials REALLY get on my nerves.
It's not as bad as I thought it would be. The lines actually better reflect the classic Beetle than the 'New Beetle' did. I've owned both...my first two cars were '74 Super Beetles (actually I've owned nine VW's total)