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What is this "Marty Jannetty Story" I keep hearing about? Anybody have any idea?

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From what I understand, when the Rockers split up, Jannetty was originally to be given the push and his partner was to fade away.

However, as time has told, when looking at the Rockers, Marty Jannetty wound up fading away into nothingness (a few things here and there, but nothing spectacular) and Shawn Micheals wound up skyrocketting.

For a better spin on things, look at Edge and Christian today, only everybody bet on Shawn this time.



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Not exactly what I was talking about. What I'm talking about keeps being referenced in relation to the "plane incident", as if there were a Marty Janetty story that paralleled the recent event. I've seen it referenced on "newz" sites and in rspw, but never have seen the whole story anywhere.

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You're talking about the posts on WrestlingClassics.com message board (allegedly) by Marty Jannetty.

MJ started posting some of his "classic" road stories on the site. The one everyone is talking about is the first one he posted. The rest are tamer. That post is mentioned because he posted it before the airplane incident of last week. I think the post got taken down. If I mess up in the retelling, please jump in.

The scene - WWF 1990. The WWF crew is on a flight somewhere when two drunk college guys and a drunk (attractive) college girl get on the plane. Marty and Shawn Michaels offer them some GHB. They take it. After they pass out, Marty, Shawn, Dave Hebner, Warrior, Savage, and a few others start removing the girl's clothing and feeling her breasts. They end up shaving her head too at some point.

It wasn't the story that got people upset as much as Marty's obvious joy at telling it, and his complete failure to understand why some people would take offense to it.

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(edited by Elitist on 13.5.02 1537)
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    Originally posted by Elitist
    You're talking about the posts on WrestlingClassics.com message board (allegedly) by Marty Jannetty.

    MJ started posting some of his "classic" road stories on the site. The one everyone is talking about is the first one he posted. The rest are tamer. That post is mentioned because he posted it before the airplane incident of last week. I think the post got taken down. If I mess up in the retelling, please jump in.

    The scene - WWF 1990. The WWF crew is on a flight somewhere when two drunk college guys and a drunk (attractive) college girl get on the plane. Marty and Shawn Michaels offer them some GHB. They take it. After they pass out, Marty, Shawn, Dave Hebner, Warrior, Savage, and a few others start removing the girl's clothing and feeling her breasts. They end up shaving her head too at some point.

    It wasn't the story that got people upset as much as Marty's obvious joy at telling it, and his complete failure to understand why some people would take offense to it.

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    (edited by Elitist on 13.5.02 1537)


Wrongsville, jocko.
Marty just produced the GHB, he didn't FORCE anyone to take it. And it was mainly the WARRYR involved in the hijinks.
He had a lot of GREAT stories, and I can't wait till his book (allegedly in the works) is published.
It was also confirmed numerous times that it WAS MJ.
The stories were quite grand and QUITE funny when taken into perspective. If people can't handle the idea that not-nice things happen involving their "heroes" they should probably just avoid any kind of "smart" board period.



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Travis, I think this isn't so much about 'oh my, my "hero" isn't all that heroic' but more a case of 'my gawd, these guys are doing illegal things (because it is) and he doesn't see that? what a dolt!'
It might be fun to hear, and it might be good for a laugh but touching up an unconscious girl is still basically rape, bucko!!!

And who said that Ellitist (or any of us for that matter) is shocked any wrestler would do something like that. He just has a set of values.






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Here it is. I guess the credit on this goes to Marty Jannetty. I've yet to see the other stories, anyway...

if I had a dollar for every wild party we had, I could by Vince Mcmahon out. Right off the top of my head ..one that comes up immediatly, would be the red eye flight from San Fransico to Dallas... this was back when ghb was legal...I shall repeat that,.this was when ghb was legal... they sold it at GNC's. The following story is one of the reasons ghb aint legal any more...its the end of a 15 day road tour, all the boyz are tired and ready to get home.Everyone including all the rest of the passengers, plans on sleeping the whole 4 hour flight.its loaded with the boyz and maybe 25 mostly elderly folks.Right b4 the doors are closed on the plan..in comes 4 loud ass drunk college kids..raising some more hell...its 3 guys and one girl. She looks great. So, immediatly Shawn(michaels) and I are getting ideas. Well, the guys were absolutely obnoxious...screaming "lets party" which is kool with me.. but the rest of the plane wasnt thrilled at all. As they strolled down the isle, one of them recognized, Sgt. Slaughter..and started yelling " hey guys look, its G.I. Joe and they started yelling GI JOE, which Slaughter was really getting his jaw poking out about it. Then they saw the Bushwackers..and started yelling "yyyeeaaaaaaaa and wwwwwwwwooooooooo" . it was sorta funny to me, but I knew right then and there,hmmm we are gonna have some fun with these kids and a little ghb. As we took off, an elderly man asked them if they would please hold the noise down, cause he was gonna try and sleep. The kids turned and hollared , "hell no, we aint gonna be quiet, we are gonna party all flight long". You know , my _ick damn near got hard when I heard that...cause..these boyz are gonna be sampling some g and most likely the girl is gonna be sampling me...so that was what I was thinking, Shawn was thinking the same. We are in the air, Shawn and I give the nod to each other...we walk up the isle and stand next to where these fools are sitting, I take out the g and say to Shawn, you ready to party??? hell yes, he says. So we get our little glasses of water and mix a scoop in and swallow it down. And its on! for those of you unfamiliar with ghb..what you do is mix a scoop(equal to a teaspoon) of it with water( now they have liquid form, and its illegal..so u know I aint messin with it)and drink and in about 15 minutes you feel like you are 20 beers in, and sorta acid tripping(how would i know that)So..these fine young kids are watching with curiosity, and one says .."hey, what is that yall are doing" I reply, well, this is some stuff for big time partiers, what do you guys know about that. The guy tells me, "hell we are from the fraternity we do it all, we can out party any one".. so I say, O really, so u think you wanta try this stuff. "hell, yeah ,I said we are from the fraternity we do it all" So, I said alright give me your glasses and I will fix you guys up. Shawn opens the bottle, and we drop in one scoop, 2 scoops,3 scoops...per glass.Except for the girl , she only got 1 1/2. The stuff will drop you into a coma if you take too much..but just the right amount, and these boys, are gonna go nite nite. About 10 minutes goes by, and the first guys says to me ," hey, I dont feel nothin, you guys are -ussies, I told you we could out party any one". Well, before he could finish his next sentence, he stops and says..o .o.. i think i am starting to feel something. Well all the boyz(wrestlers) know the game plan, and are alerting each other to get ready.One of the kids gets up and says damn, I cant hardly stand up...and another gets up and runs to the bathroom...leaving me with one guy and the girl.Well, this guys starts slurring so bad, I knew he was about to go down. I told him my name was Steve Lombardi. We are talking and he turns and says something to the girl, and he gets no reply. He then turns on the over head light, and .........there she is,leaning against the window wall, throw up running down the side of the wall, and she is out. He jumps up and tries to go the bathroom, and is falling down every where, hollaring ooo, this aint good....well. one of the Hebners was the first to attack. the girl was big titted(chest, in case that gets bleeped) and wearing a shirt with straps holding it on. Hebner takes the scissors and cuts the straps. Bam, her big titts fall right out. Now all the boyz are coming around, Sgt. Slaughter who is sitting right in the seats in front of her, turns and sees this . He smiles big, and decides to keep the stewardess' attention away by going and asking for things and stuff, such as that.Next the Ultimate Warrior comes back from first class and says "where is she". As the boyz are taking turns with the scissors snipping at her long beautiful hair, Warrior start twisting hard as hell on her nipples, she starts to wake up, and looks down at her titts, and trys to cover them up, but stops...looks... and....throws up right on both titts. @ mounds of throw up is all you could now see. Her hair is steadily being cut. Well, about this time here comes tall boy from the bathroom with some napkins for her...he looks and sees this mess, she has throw up all over the plane ,her seat, her boobs, and she now looks like Sinade(shinade)Oconner. practically Bald, just bits and pieces of hair left on her head. He turns to his buddy ,whose Birthday it was, which was why they were celebrating, and starts screamg, ooooo this aint good. "where are you Mark( cant remember his name so we'll use mark for this story)" well , in the back of the plan We see Warrior, and hear a small buzzing sound, like electric hair cutter, and the bathroom door is open, and a pair of feet are hanging out from inside, and Warrior has a smooth back and forth arm motion, going with this buzzing sound. we all head back to see this..Warrior leaves gigglin his ass off.. well, we look in the bathroom and the birthday boy, is sitting on the toilet, passed out, pants down, throw up all in his underwear,...and he is now sporting a road warior Hawk type hairdoo. tall boy runs over looks in and starts screaming , "o **** , this aint good, either...o no, what is going wrong here". We are all just laughing, and we noticed the buzzing sound was going, we look back up the isle and Warrior is at it again. So we keep, tall boy busy, while Warrior is working. Finally, it is time to,..go see...we follow tall boy as he is looking for his final member, and the final member has passed out across 3 seats and is laying face down,with his head resting on arms. Tall boy turns over head light on, and..."o my, god, not you too"... he hollars. we look and this kid now waking up has only hair where his arm was blocking it in front. It looked like a reverse Boris Zukoff hair cut. with a horn coming out from the front of his head. Well..as you may imagine..the stewarts and Steward comes to find clothes hair and throw up all over the plan. And tall boy is tell the guy, that Steve(me) will tell them everything..cause i was on there side. The steward was pissed and said he knew Warrior was a part of it, and wanted more names...I told him that I had plenty of witneses that they did it to themselves, and that ..they were drunk and loud and obnoxious, and that they( stewadesses) served them alcohol, knowing that they had too much already. The guy says to me...ok, I wont say anything about knowing warrior was back here if you guys dont tell police we served them. Police?? Yes, he said we have to call and report this because it is gonna take a special clean up crew for the mess they have made....This is a long story, so let me just say it ended like this...When we landed the old folks on the plane were high fiving the boyz saying it was the best flight they ever had..Mach Man, Randy Savage had been the only of the boyz who actuall stayed up in first class and slept the flight but when he woke her heard all the news and he was, determined to see this site. As the plane was unloading passengers, everyone waited to see these kids come out, and formed a big horse shoe shaped line, in front of the door at Dallas airport...others walking by got curious as to what was going on, and wanted to see, so the crowd was growing...All i kept hearing was Macho Man sayin ..in that voice of his.."ooo yeah I gotta see this"... the police went in with wheelchairs and started bringing the college fraternity partiers out one at a time....in wheelchairs, as they were still unable to walk, and...they were hand cuffed too. ...each one that came out the crowd went absolutely crazy with laughter and cheers...and the Macho Man..hollaring his best..ooooo yeahs, the girl was so pretty at the beginning of this flight but now bald, face krinkling from sickness, and stinky from throw up, she was a horrible site....... well, that is just one of the........" millions and millions" of crazy wild stories from my partying experiences..maybe next time I can give you a shorter story...believe me I left a lot of funny stuff out cause this was such a long story to type..........

The first thing I thought when I read this is the man needs typing lessons.



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Two questions: At what point in the story does the mudshark make an appearance? And isn't this the kind of thing they need to show the Tough Enough kids how to deal with if they really want to make the show interesting?



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    Originally posted by dMp
    Travis, I think this isn't so much about 'oh my, my "hero" isn't all that heroic' but more a case of 'my gawd, these guys are doing illegal things (because it is) and he doesn't see that? what a dolt!'
    It might be fun to hear, and it might be good for a laugh but touching up an unconscious girl is still basically rape, bucko!!!

    And who said that Ellitist (or any of us for that matter) is shocked any wrestler would do something like that. He just has a set of values.




So you find it offensive. Well guess what, IT HAPPENED. It's not like Marty posted "oh man, ALL you guys gotta try this". He realized it was a messed up story. It was also a very amusing story. I love how people are alleging this story is about rape. What if Helwig had twisted one of the GUY's nips? Would THAT have been rape? "Rape" is a heavy word, and what happened to that girl was jakked but it wasn't rape. Calling what happened to her "rape" is like calling a noogie "attempted murder".
I realize that the behaviours described aren't acceptable. That's what makes it all so amusing.



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    Originally posted by spf2119
    Two questions: At what point in the story does the mudshark make an appearance? And isn't this the kind of thing they need to show the Tough Enough kids how to deal with if they really want to make the show interesting?


If you ever read Hammer of the Gods, you'll find out it wasn't a mudshark, it was a red snapper, because apparently the girl had a.., well, you get the idea.



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    Originally posted by Tim the Enchanter

    If you ever read Hammer of the Gods, you'll find out it wasn't a mudshark, it was a red snapper, because apparently the girl had a.., well, you get the idea.


Err... Someone wanna point out what any of that means?



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    Originally posted by dMp
    Travis, I think this isn't so much about 'oh my, my "hero" isn't all that heroic' but more a case of 'my gawd, these guys are doing illegal things (because it is) and he doesn't see that? what a dolt!'
    It might be fun to hear, and it might be good for a laugh but touching up an unconscious girl is still basically rape, bucko!!!

    And who said that Ellitist (or any of us for that matter) is shocked any wrestler would do something like that. He just has a set of values.





while any assualt that may have occurred on the female passenger is definitely illegal (assuming she was passed out and there was no consent), the GHB was not illegal at the time. It was a very popular drug among weightlifters as well as the party crowd. Lifters used it b\c of the gains you can make and the "shred" you can get. GHB is an amino derivative and has only recently been deemed an illegal "drug".

guess I should have read BigDaddyLoco's post of the story first huh. My major point was the fact the GHB was not illegal at the time.

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(sighs) I can't believe anyone is even somewhat defending this crap. If these guys weren't wrestlers we'd all be disgusted by this story. Glad none of those guys in that story are actively competing in the WWE, makes the "plane ride from hell" look like a trip to an amusement park. No use.



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We're not defending it we're just letting the children out there know that being a wrestler puts you above the law. Smoke weed and try EVERYTHING you see on Jackass kids!



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    Originally posted by El Pescado

      Originally posted by Tim the Enchanter

      If you ever read Hammer of the Gods, you'll find out it wasn't a mudshark, it was a red snapper, because apparently the girl had a.., well, you get the idea.


    Err... Someone wanna point out what any of that means?


One of the legendary tales of rock and roll excess involves various members of Led Zeppelin using a fish of some variety (HotG says red snapper, others say mudshark) to fuck a groupie with while on tour. It's become something of the symbol for anti-social behavior by touring entertainers over the years.



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Thanks to BigDaddyLoco for posting the thing. I couldn't find it after WrestlingClassics deleted it.

Hey, Travis, feel free to go back and show me the part where I said Marty FORCED them to take the GHB.

I'm glad that YOU realize that it was unacceptable behavior, but the point of my comment was that MARTY didn't realize it was unacceptable.

Judging by Marty's other stories on that site, it seems he still doesn't quite have a handle on what constitutes "unacceptable behavior".





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    Originally posted by Elitist
    Thanks to BigDaddyLoco for posting the thing. I couldn't find it after WrestlingClassics deleted it.

    Hey, Travis, feel free to go back and show me the part where I said Marty FORCED them to take the GHB.

    I'm glad that YOU realize that it was unacceptable behavior, but the point of my comment was that MARTY didn't realize it was unacceptable.

    Judging by Marty's other stories on that site, it seems he still doesn't quite have a handle on what constitutes "unacceptable behavior".



He admitted in numerous threads there that what went on in those days was "crazy" and in almost every story he's NOT the one taking part in the sleaziest of activites. KoKo B. Ware kicking someone down a flight of stairs. If THAT doesn't make you laugh, you've got no sense of humour.

(I can just picture Elitist standing by and screaming "Won't SOMEBODY think of the children?")



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Won't SOMEBODY think of the children?



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Are the other stories still on WrestlingClassics? If so where, I've had a hell of a time finding them.



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