Jake "The Snake" Roberts has been charged with animal cruelty after allowing his latest python, which I'm sure he intended to use when he would occassionally be booked on an indy show and not show up, to starve to death.
This seems to prove the Brandon Stroud theory of John Cena's wardrobe. He owns only: 1. A single suit for WWE Hall of Fame (and high school reunions) 2. Basketball jerseys in case a rap battle breaks out. 3. John Cena T shirts and jorts.