Jake "The Snake" Roberts has been charged with animal cruelty after allowing his latest python, which I'm sure he intended to use when he would occassionally be booked on an indy show and not show up, to starve to death.
NOOO!!! Take that back! The Wang is Mighty, d'you hear, Mighty! All Hail the Wang! I'm sorry, I lost myself for the moment there. Could it be that the wang wasn't all "boing" because he was in the ring with Torrie?