Jake 'The Snake' Roberts Slithers Back Into The Squared Circle Exclusively In Acclaim Entertainment, Inc.'s 'Legends Of Wrestling™: Showdown™'
Expanding what promises to be the ultimate wrestling supercard, Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, one of professional wrestling's most controversial and mysterious wrestlers, is making his long-awaited return to the squared circle. Acclaim announced that it has signed an exclusive agreement with Roberts to appear in Legends of Wrestling™: SHOWDOWN™, which is currently under development with Acclaim Studios Austin and scheduled for release in April 2004 across the next-generation gaming platforms...
"For you see, I've been chosen. Yes, I've been chosen. I've been chosen by a higher authority, a greater power, I've been chosen! I've been chosen, I've been chosen to take this glorious quest, I've been chosen to take the Final Ride, I've been chosen to vanquish my foes, I've been chosen to slaughter the infidel! Yes, by god, I've been chosen to bury the Undertaker alive. Amen and AMEN." -Vince McMahon
I came up with this hairbrained notion, please let me know if it has any validity. The game's supposed to take place in Europe, with crazy Europeans. Umbrella was based in Europe. Also, the Umbrella logo is a modified iron cross.