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|  #1 Posted on 2.6.02 2136.37 | Oh she was murder on my ears. Worst color commentator ever. Give me Mongo over this, baby.
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| #2 Posted on 2.6.02 2241.49 | You mean you don't enjoy commentary like this:
"Ooh!"
"You know it, baby!"
"Ooh!"
"What a match!"
"Ooh!"
Yeah, I don't think we'll be seeing her announce again.
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| #3 Posted on 2.6.02 2309.42 | What's Heenan doing? How about Cyrus? Joey Styles?
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| #4 Posted on 2.6.02 2346.10 | | I'd like to vote Jackie out of that chair right now. That was just terrible to have to sit through. WHAT A MATCH! Although, if we do listen to her every match on Heat was a 5 star classic. | asteroidboy
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| #5 Posted on 3.6.02 0001.26 | | Ugh. You could almost hear JR prompting her via the headset. She was spitting out these obviously rehearsed one-liners. | drjayphd
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| #6 Posted on 3.6.02 0050.17 | | Yecch. You just know that they're desperate to find SOMETHING for her to do. Pretty obvious they ticked "color commentator for Heat" off that list. Now, maybe "play-by-play commentator for Smackdown"... | BobHollySTILLRules
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| #7 Posted on 3.6.02 0244.38 | Maybe it's a dumb question, but how does Raven benefit from going from color commentator to Heat to useless wrestler on Heat. They've ruined his wrestling credibility, in my eyes, let him announce. He's good at it. And if he's not going to do it, then let Booker T and Goldust do it, that's comedic gold.
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|  #8 Posted on 3.6.02 0252.11 | I usually give a lot of love to the ladies, I Like Lilian doing ring announcing and enjoy Lil's backstage interview (her and Benoit ruled). I thought Trish did a very good job on Excess. She was professional and was the straight-(wo)man of the commentary duo, and was good (unless you have guest wrestlers that came in that were drunk 'APA" or acting like dickheads 'HHH')
And I wanted Jackie to do good, I truly wanted, I wanted to stick it to the hacks who heard word of this and judged "aww this is awful" I wanted to say, "it wasn't that bad and it wasnt' awful" BUT it was THAT bad and it was AWful...lol... for poor Jackie we see her be a wrestler, to a ref now to colour commentary, now bringing in a "another" Jackie from TE I wonder how much time this vet has.
You know what my pipe dream is"? that week in and week out they bring out gawd-awful commentators, from BigShow mumbling to X-pac annoying as hell voice or bring in jobbers to do colour and after a few weeks bring in Terri and after once segment CYRUS comes out throws her ass out and SAVE WWE play by play.
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| #9 Posted on 3.6.02 0312.16 | Instant Rating: 7.87 | Big Show on commentary would be awesome.
"COACH - SHUT UP!"
Coach shuts up.
Everyone goes home happy.
Guys I'd like to see go at as a commentator (if they use musical chairs) include Christian, Lance Storm, Kevin Nash (if you saw the Thunder in September or October 99 where he was a guest announcer - you'll know what I'm talking about), Booker T, and god knows who else... They've got a crazy talented group of guys with fantastic mic skills. Go with the heels to terrorize or insult Coach - you'll be hard pressed to find fans who feel sorry for him. (IE: Michael Cole - circa 1997 with DX)
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| #10 Posted on 3.6.02 0605.38 | well, according to the ross report it's muscial chairs for the next few weeks. why not michael hayes? he used to do Jakked/metal. my vote is for Sharmell, remember her as Paisley back in WCW??? she can call a match. otherwise, bring back curt hennig or (in my dreams) Mike Tenay.
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| #11 Posted on 3.6.02 0815.56 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | They should make the Heat commentators Raven and Ivory. Oh wait, 90% of what they would say would go over people's heads.
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| #12 Posted on 3.6.02 0904.35 | Instant Rating: 4.42 |
Originally posted by BobHollySTILLRules
Maybe it's a dumb question, but how does Raven benefit from going from color commentator to Heat to useless wrestler on Heat. They've ruined his wrestling credibility, in my eyes, let him announce. He's good at it. And if he's not going to do it, then let Booker T and Goldust do it, that's comedic gold.
Raven doesn't WANT to be a commentator. It was his request to go back to wrestling.
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| #13 Posted on 3.6.02 1015.59 | I kept shaking my head in disbelief during Heat saying, "WHY did they let this go on the air, for godsakes?!" Couldn't they have done some kind of edit job by not showing the announcers and just having Coach talking?
Man, that was pitiful!
"Yeah Cokes, ise agrees, this match be gude! OH MAIN!"
Thank God that Ross has confirmed she is not the full-time commentator.
Now to Raven - he may still be the Heat guy, but he WAS on Raw last week in a weird little segment...kind of a street prophet or something. Why did he have FATE written on his chest this week? And is it just me, or did he get new, more intense (better) music?
He needs to ditch the kilt. I know the grunge look is so 12 years ago, but he could do something instead of a kilt.
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| #14 Posted on 3.6.02 1100.17 | Raven, just so you'll know, when I saw Jackie, I quit too.
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| #15 Posted on 3.6.02 1212.16 |
Originally posted by bigwavedave
well, according to the ross report it's muscial chairs for the next few weeks. why not michael hayes? he used to do Jakked/metal. my vote is for Sharmell, remember her as Paisley back in WCW??? she can call a match. otherwise, bring back curt hennig or (in my dreams) Mike Tenay.
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| #16 Posted on 3.6.02 1213.11 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | From the desk of Swordsman Yen
Originally posted by T.R.
You mean you don't enjoy commentary like this:
"Ooh!"
"You know it, baby!"
"Ooh!"
"What a match!"
"Ooh!"
Only in a different context! ;)
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| #17 Posted on 3.6.02 1427.05 |
Go with the heels to terrorize or insult Coach - you'll be hard pressed to find fans who feel sorry for him. (IE: Michael Cole - circa 1997 with DX)
I like the Coach on play by play. He may not be 'A' show material yet, but I already like him better than Cole. I really miss Heel Tenay. The guy was good at being a little dick.
Then again I wouldn't mind seeing musical chairs either, except it's going to be guys from the RAW Brand only. Hopefully not Heyman though as I can only tolerate so much Brock Lesnar hype.
I'd like to see Buh Buh Ray Dudley out there next.
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| #18 Posted on 3.6.02 1438.28 | Just wait...they'll put Brock Lesner on commentary...
Coach:This is a great match, isn't it Brock?
Brock:*grunts*
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| #19 Posted on 3.6.02 1443.44 | Anyone familiar with ESPN Page Two's Bill Simmons. If so...Jackie on commentary was a perfect 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
I agree, it was terribly awful...but for one night I could stand it just for the opportunity to laugh my ass off.
Did no one else find the humor here??
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| #20 Posted on 3.6.02 2128.18 |
Originally posted by Parts Unknown
"Yeah Cokes, ise agrees, this match be gude! OH MAIN!"
Jar Jar Binks was a guest commentator too? If I can be serious for a moment (sorry Lance...), she was just terrible. I give credit to Coach for not laughing his ass off at how bad she was...she made him look like Gordon Solie by comparison.
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