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Since: 19.3.02 From: Ontario, Canada
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| #1 Posted on 20.4.03 1350.31 | I thought self-incineration was sooooo 2001.
http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?31118
"A 14-year-old Minnesota boy burned over 65 percent of his body last month after setting himself on fire with mineral spirits and a lighter, reports the St. Paul Pioneer Press. He has had three major surgeries and is expected to survive."
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"Upping the irony level, just before he set himself on fire, the boy looked into the camera and said, "Don't try this at home.""
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Since: 12.4.03 From: nj (back from iraq)
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| #2 Posted on 20.4.03 1449.24 | Kids are stupied these days.
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Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston
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| #3 Posted on 20.4.03 1505.18 |
Originally posted by cokeman Kids are stupied these days.
They sure are. I mean, just look at the way they spell!
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Since: 26.7.02 From: Maine
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| #4 Posted on 21.4.03 1425.37 | Instant Rating: 3.91 | I love it when morons hurt themselves.
If only they could accidentally sterilize themselves more often.
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Since: 24.3.02 From: Oshkosh, WI
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| #5 Posted on 21.4.03 1551.29 | Instant Rating: 2.44 | Like the guy who stole lobsters by sticking them down his pants? From what I understand, the only living person ever nominated for a Darwin award.
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Since: 3.1.02 From: Philly
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| #6 Posted on 21.4.03 1612.39 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | he told u he was hardcore.
(okay, I'm ill)
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Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe)
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| #7 Posted on 22.4.03 0051.46 | What annoys me is this part:
"A 14-year-old Minnesota boy burned over 65 percent of his body last month after setting himself on fire with mineral spirits and a lighter, reports the St. Paul Pioneer Press. He has had three major surgeries and is expected to survive.
The boy, who isn't being identified, was working with a friend on a "blooper" reel for school and took inspiration from an episode of "Jackass" where Knoxville covers himself with steaks and hops on a lit grill. However, underneath the meat, he's also wearing a fire-retardant suit."
Ok..so he sets himself on fire with mineral spirits and how exactly does this compare to a man, obviously weaering a full fire-terardant suit sitting on a grill? I don't see it. What I do see is a stupid kid trying to do stupid shit. Good that he survived, though.
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Since: 12.1.02 From: Fresno, CA
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| #8 Posted on 22.4.03 0056.39 | What I think says it best is paraphrased from your description of what Knoxville's suit was obviously made out of.
Taken somewhat out of context from dMp's post Retardation
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